\u00cd sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 enn og aftur fussa og sveia yfir mannfj\u00f6ndunum sem eru v\u00edst vi\u00f0 stj\u00f3rnv\u00f6linn h\u00e9r heima og erlendis \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 sm\u00e1 flakk um v\u00ed\u00f0an v\u00f6ll.<\/p>\n
Fyrst ber a\u00f0 telja l\u00edklega einn \u00f3hollasta eftirr\u00e9tt allra t\u00edma, dj\u00fapsteiktar s\u00fakkulua\u00f0isamlokur<\/a> sem eru b\u00fanar a\u00f0 komast \u00ed h\u00f3p r\u00e9tta \u00e1 f\u00ednum h\u00f3telum \u00ed Skotlandi.<\/p>\n \u00c1fram af mat og Skotum. \u00dear \u00ed landi eru vi\u00f0l\u00edka snillingar vi\u00f0 stj\u00f3rnv\u00f6linn og h\u00e9r heima, \u00feeir eru \u00feremur \u00e1rum \u00e1 eftir og millj\u00f6r\u00f0um kr\u00f3na yfir \u00e1\u00e6tlun me\u00f0 byggingu n\u00fds \u00feingh\u00fass. Man einhver eftir \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0minjasafninu \u00feessa dagana? Ver\u00f0 n\u00fa a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 \u00feessar skrifstofur \u00feingmanna<\/a> me\u00f0 s\u00e9rs\u00e6ti fyrir andlega \u00edhugun sem og \u00edssk\u00e1p eru n\u00fa ekki svo vitlausar samt.<\/p>\n Meira matarkyns. Bretar bor\u00f0a v\u00edst bara karr\u00edr\u00e9tti sem eru \u00e6pandi a\u00f0 lit<\/a>, hollustuyfirv\u00f6ld ger\u00f0u t\u00e9kk um daginn og reyndist einn sta\u00f0urinn me\u00f0 fimmfalt leyft magn litarefna \u00ed sumum r\u00e9ttum. Hvernig \u00e6tli sta\u00f0an h\u00e9rna heima s\u00e9? Bor\u00f0a \u00cdslendingar bara karr\u00edr\u00e9tti sem eru sj\u00e1lfl\u00fdsandi?<\/p>\n S\u00ed\u00f0asta matartengda f\u00e6rslan, 5 \u00e1ra str\u00e1kur \u00ed Miami kom \u00ed sk\u00f3lann me\u00f0 sm\u00e1 krydd a\u00f0 hann h\u00e9lt og dreif\u00f0i yfir lasagna vinar s\u00edns \u00feegar hann var stoppa\u00f0ur af. Hann reyndist vera me\u00f0 mar\u00edj\u00faana \u00ed pokanum<\/a>. Enginn n\u00e1\u00f0i a\u00f0 smakka \u00e1 lasagnanu.<\/p>\n Or\u00f0 dagsins er svo logizomechanophobia<\/a> e\u00f0a hr\u00e6\u00f0sla vi\u00f0 r\u00f6khugsun v\u00e9la. R\u00f6khugsun lei\u00f0ir oft til rangra \u00e1kvar\u00f0ana fyrir heill allra. M\u00e6tti koma \u00fev\u00ed til frumsk\u00f3garsinnanna<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00cd sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 enn og aftur fussa og sveia yfir mannfj\u00f6ndunum sem eru v\u00edst vi\u00f0 stj\u00f3rnv\u00f6linn h\u00e9r heima og erlendis \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 sm\u00e1 flakk um v\u00ed\u00f0an v\u00f6ll. Fyrst ber a\u00f0 telja l\u00edklega einn \u00f3hollasta eftirr\u00e9tt allra t\u00edma, dj\u00fapsteiktar s\u00fakkulua\u00f0isamlokur sem eru b\u00fanar a\u00f0 komast \u00ed h\u00f3p r\u00e9tta \u00e1 f\u00ednum h\u00f3telum \u00ed […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-954","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","author-joi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/954"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=954"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/954\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}