{"id":94,"date":"2001-11-15T18:27:18","date_gmt":"2001-11-15T18:27:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=94"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=94","title":{"rendered":"Double decker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rau\u00f0an tveggja-h\u00e6\u00f0a London str\u00e6t\u00f3 bar fyrir augu m\u00edn \u00feegar \u00e9g var a\u00f0 koma \u00far vinnu, hann var a\u00f0 koma \u00far \u00e1ttinni fr\u00e1 h\u00f6fninni og \u00fev\u00ed l\u00edklegast \u00e1 vegum einhvers skemmtifer\u00f0askips?<\/p>\n<p>Neti\u00f0 til vandr\u00e6\u00f0a h\u00e9rna heima, \u00fea\u00f0 byrja\u00f0i \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ldi og var enn\u00fe\u00e1 \u00ed gangi \u00ed dag. 800 7000 gat bara sagt m\u00e9r a\u00f0 allir v\u00e6ru farnir heim sem eitthva\u00f0 g\u00e6tu gert, og \u00fev\u00ed r\u00e1\u00f0legast a\u00f0 hringja \u00e1 morgun fyrir klukkan fj\u00f6gur. Ef a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 klikka\u00f0i myndi sambandsleysi\u00f0 haldast fram yfir helgi, \u00feessi tv\u00f6 kv\u00f6ld eru \u00feegar b\u00fain a\u00f0 fara illa \u00ed mig, hrikalegt a\u00f0 geta ekki t\u00e9kka\u00f0 \u00e1 p\u00f3sti \u00fe\u00f3 ekki nema einu sinni \u00e1 kv\u00f6ldi.<\/p>\n<p>Vi\u00f0 erum \u00e1skrifendur a\u00f0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.netmag.co.uk\/\">.net<\/a> \u00ed vinnunni, og \u00e9g s\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00feeir birtu br\u00e9fi\u00f0 mitt \u00ed December 2001 heftinu \u00feeirra, \u00fear sem \u00e9g var a\u00f0 skamma \u00fe\u00e1 fyrir a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 kenna Half-Life spilurum a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 strigakjaft. \u00dea\u00f0 sem pirra\u00f0i mig n\u00fana var \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feeir st\u00e1lu millinafninu m\u00ednu, \u00e9g veit ekki hver J\u00f3hannes Jensson er, en \u00e9g veit a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki \u00e9g!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rau\u00f0an tveggja-h\u00e6\u00f0a London str\u00e6t\u00f3 bar fyrir augu m\u00edn \u00feegar \u00e9g var a\u00f0 koma \u00far vinnu, hann var a\u00f0 koma \u00far \u00e1ttinni fr\u00e1 h\u00f6fninni og \u00fev\u00ed l\u00edklegast \u00e1 vegum einhvers skemmtifer\u00f0askips? Neti\u00f0 til vandr\u00e6\u00f0a h\u00e9rna heima, \u00fea\u00f0 byrja\u00f0i \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ldi og var enn\u00fe\u00e1 \u00ed gangi \u00ed dag. 800 7000 gat bara sagt m\u00e9r a\u00f0 allir v\u00e6ru [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","author-joi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}