{"id":795,"date":"2003-10-17T21:17:20","date_gmt":"2003-10-17T21:17:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=795"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=795","title":{"rendered":"N\u00fdr heimilisl\u00e6knir?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J\u00e1, ekki er \u00e9g fyrr b\u00fainn a\u00f0 segja Unni a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur eigi a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1 l\u00edkamann, <a href=\"http:\/\/unnur.klaki.net\/mind\/entry\/1066316559.html\">ekki hitam\u00e6la<\/a> var\u00f0andi \u00fea\u00f0 hvort ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9 veikur e\u00f0a ekki, en \u00e9g vakna um mi\u00f0ja n\u00f3tt blautur af svita vegna hita (\u00e9g sleppi drumrollinu h\u00e9rna).<\/p>\n<p>S\u00ed\u00f0ustu helgi var \u00e9g me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00edl\u00edka beinverki og h\u00f6fu\u00f0verk, \u00fea\u00f0 vir\u00f0ist vera af v\u00f6ldum sama v\u00edrus og hefur n\u00fa skellt m\u00e9r upp \u00ed 38 gr\u00e1\u00f0ur og raspa\u00f0 h\u00e1lsinn a\u00f0 innan \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00edkist einna helst sandpapp\u00edr. Vatn gerir illt verra. Lifi n\u00fana \u00e1 k\u00f3ki (k\u00edki \u00e1 \u00e1vaxtate sem er laust vi\u00f0 koff\u00edn \u00e1 morgun skv. l\u00e6knisr\u00e1\u00f0i) og \u00e1vaxtast\u00f6ngum (frostpinnar). Get reyndar bor\u00f0a\u00f0 \u00e1n vandkv\u00e6\u00f0a en vil stinga h\u00e1lsinum ofan \u00ed sk\u00faffu \u00feess \u00e1 milli.<\/p>\n<p>Annars er \u00fea\u00f0 svo a\u00f0 yfirleitt \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00e6 hita finn \u00e9g slappleika yfirtaka mig, \u00ed n\u00f3tt hins vegar gat \u00e9g ekki sofna\u00f0 aftur og f\u00f3r \u00e1 f\u00e6tur t\u00e6plaga 5 \u00feegar \u00e9g vakna\u00f0i \u00f6\u00f0ru sinni, \u00ed dag hef \u00e9g svo bruna\u00f0 b\u00e6jarf\u00e9laga \u00e1 milli og bori\u00f0 tvo \u00feunga skj\u00e1i upp og ni\u00f0ur stiga og \u00fe\u00f3 me\u00f0 38 stiga hita. \u00de\u00e1 er eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>F\u00f3r \u00ed fyrsta sinn \u00e1 heilsug\u00e6slust\u00f6\u00f0 Hl\u00ed\u00f0ahverfis (sem \u00e9g tilheyri v\u00edst \u00fe\u00f3 \u00e1 Fl\u00f3kag\u00f6tunni s\u00e9&#8230; tenging Vals og Hl\u00ed\u00f0ahverfis er m\u00e9r svol\u00edtill \u00feyrnir \u00ed &#8230; uhh&#8230; f\u00e6ti). \u00dear hitti \u00e9g fyrir <span title=\"Snorri\">l\u00e6kni<\/span> sem er l\u00edklega r\u00e9tt um jafnaldri minn og alveg \u00e1 s\u00f6mu l\u00ednu. Fyrst a\u00f0 heilsug\u00e6slan \u00ed K\u00f3pavogi og heilsug\u00e6slan \u00ed Grafarvogi hafa sparka\u00f0 m\u00e9r ver\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 finna n\u00fdjan heimilisl\u00e6kni. Leist vel \u00e1 \u00feennan og \u00e6tli ma\u00f0ur reyni ekki a\u00f0 kr\u00e6kja \u00ed hann ef kostur er \u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00fa er svo komi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed sem lesendur m\u00ednir vilja, tenglar dagsins.<\/p>\n<p>EGM Magazine fengu nokkra krakka til a\u00f0 spila t\u00f6lvuleiki sem vi\u00f0 &#8220;eldra f\u00f3lki\u00f0&#8221; k\u00f6nnumst vi\u00f0 fr\u00e1 barn\u00e6sku, d\u00f3ma \u00feeirra m\u00e1 lesa <a href=\"http:\/\/www.egmmag.com\/article2\/0,4364,1338730,00.asp\" title=\"Child's Play\">h\u00e9r<\/a>.<br \/>\n<br<\nKall \u00e1 eftirlaunum heldur svo \u00fati vef \u00fear sem hann s\u00fdnir fram \u00e1 a\u00f0 nektar- og kl\u00e1mmyndir af m\u00f6rgum kvikmyndastj\u00f6rnum eru \u00ed raun falsanir. \u00deokkaleg grein um hann og besta falsarann <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/wired\/archive\/11.11\/fakers.html?tw=wn_tophead_6\" title=\"These Are Definitely Not Scully's Breasts\">er \u00e1 \u00feessari s\u00ed\u00f0u<\/a> og tveim n\u00e6stu.<\/p>\n<p>A\u00f0 lokum eru \u00fea\u00f0 svo &#8220;wholesome American family values&#8221; sem \u00fath\u00fdsa BDSM r\u00e1\u00f0stefnum \u00ed Bandar\u00edkjunum, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldnetdaily.com\/news\/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=35121\">S&#038;M-event organizers whipped in Maryland<\/a>. Svo \u00e9g vitni \u00ed prest \u00ed \u00feessari grein:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sexuality is a beautiful thing, a gift from God. But it is a gift that comes with responsibility, including respecting the man or woman you are with, not this tie-me-up rough stuff.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Bara tr\u00fabo\u00f0astellingin takk fyrir!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J\u00e1, ekki er \u00e9g fyrr b\u00fainn a\u00f0 segja Unni a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur eigi a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1 l\u00edkamann, ekki hitam\u00e6la var\u00f0andi \u00fea\u00f0 hvort ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9 veikur e\u00f0a ekki, en \u00e9g vakna um mi\u00f0ja n\u00f3tt blautur af svita vegna hita (\u00e9g sleppi drumrollinu h\u00e9rna). S\u00ed\u00f0ustu helgi var \u00e9g me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00edl\u00edka beinverki og h\u00f6fu\u00f0verk, \u00fea\u00f0 vir\u00f0ist vera af v\u00f6ldum [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","author-joi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}