{"id":607,"date":"2003-04-12T23:30:36","date_gmt":"2003-04-12T23:30:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=607"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=607","title":{"rendered":"S\u00f3fahersh\u00f6f\u00f0inginn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cd morgun ger\u00f0i \u00e9g undantekningu \u00e1 reglu sem \u00e9g hef yfirleitt \u00ed hei\u00f0ri. \u00c9g hef \u00fea\u00f0 sums\u00e9 fyrir reglu a\u00f0 lesa aldrei \u00ferugli\u00f0 sem kemur fr\u00e1 Birni Bjarnasyni \u00ed mi\u00f0opnu Morgunbla\u00f0sins, \u00fea\u00f0 gr\u00e6tir mig yfirleitt a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 sko\u00f0anir \u00feessa manns sem er ekki eing\u00f6ngu fyrrverandi r\u00e1\u00f0herra heldur einnig n\u00faverandi al\u00feingisma\u00f0ur og borgarfulltr\u00fai (of margir sem sitja \u00feannig beggja megin bor\u00f0s).<\/p>\n<p>\u00cd dag var \u00fea\u00f0 innr\u00e1sin \u00ed \u00cdrak sem Bj\u00f6rn var a\u00f0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bjorn.is\/web\/greinar?ArticleID=951\">rifna af stolti yfir<\/a>. Hann ford\u00e6mir svo s\u00f3fahersh\u00f6f\u00f0ingjana sem hafa l\u00e1ti\u00f0 \u00ed lj\u00f3s efasemdir um \u00fatf\u00e6rslu hinnar <a href=\"\/download\/efni\/Non Sequitur-2003.04.12.gif\">gu\u00f0legu<\/a> d\u00fdr\u00f0legu innr\u00e1sar sem var ger\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>finna og ey\u00f0a gerey\u00f0ingarvopnum \u00cdraka&#8230; \u00feau hafa ekki fundist<\/li>\n<li>gera \u00fat af vi\u00f0 al-Qaeda sem \u00cdrakar sty\u00f0ja&#8230; en er bara algj\u00f6r lygi eins og leyni\u00fej\u00f3nustumenn Bandar\u00edkjanna, Bretlands og \u00cdsraels hafa sagt<\/li>\n<li>frelsa \u00edr\u00f6sku \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ina&#8230; fr\u00e1 Saddam og setja hana \u00ed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/Iraq\/dailybriefing\/story\/0,12965,935381,00.html\">hendur \u00f3aldarflokka<\/a> sem t\u00e6ma sj\u00fakrah\u00fas og a\u00f0rar stofnanir af \u00f6llu sem \u00fear er a\u00f0 finna \u00e1 me\u00f0an a\u00f0 hermenn horfa \u00e1<\/li>\n<li>frelsa \u00edr\u00f6sku \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ina&#8230; me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 skj\u00f3ta litlar stelpur og litla str\u00e1ka, konur og menn, fr\u00e9ttamenn og fleiri sem eru \u00e1 vitlausum sta\u00f0 \u00e1 vitlausum t\u00edma e\u00f0a l\u00edta ekki n\u00f3gu fri\u00f0samlega \u00fat a\u00f0 mati bandar\u00edskra hermanna \u00e1 t\u00e1ningsaldri<\/li>\n<li>koma Saddam fr\u00e1 v\u00f6ldum&#8230; sem er langbest a\u00f0 gera me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 skj\u00f3ta eldflaugum \u00e1 veitingah\u00fas \u00fear sem grunur l\u00e9k \u00e1 a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri, \u00feeir sem voru \u00ed raun og veru \u00e1 veitingah\u00fasinu a\u00f0 sn\u00e6\u00f0a voru bara afskaplega \u00f3heppnir, \u00feetta heitir annars aftaka \u00e1n d\u00f3ms og laga og er kol\u00f3l\u00f6glegt eins og flest anna\u00f0 \u00ed str\u00ed\u00f0inu<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>B\u00edddu.. hver var aftur \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0an? \u00c9g er alveg b\u00fainn a\u00f0 gleyma hva\u00f0a afs\u00f6kun \u00feeir notu\u00f0u s\u00ed\u00f0ast. Birni er n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega sama enda kl\u00e6jar hann illilega \u00ed a\u00f0 komast \u00ed sl\u00e1trunina sj\u00e1lfur.<\/p>\n<p>Bj\u00f6rn Bjarnason er nefnilega ma\u00f0urinn sem a\u00f0 vill \u00f3lmur a\u00f0 \u00cdslendingar eignist sinn eigin her og \u00e6tli hann, S\u00f3fahersh\u00f6f\u00f0ingi \u00cdslands, ver\u00f0i ekki fyrsti hersh\u00f6f\u00f0ingi \u00feess hers?<\/p>\n<p>\u00deetta str\u00ed\u00f0 er rangt ekki eing\u00f6ngu vegna l\u00e1ts \u00f3breyttra borgara heldur l\u00edka vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 heg\u00f0un Bandar\u00edkjanna jafnast n\u00fa fyllilega \u00e1 vi\u00f0 Sov\u00e9tr\u00edkin g\u00f6mlu. \u00c9g bendi \u00e1 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mbl.is\/mm\/frettir\/erlent\/frett.html?nid=1027029\">litla fr\u00e9tt<\/a> \u00ed Morgunbla\u00f0inu \u00fear sem segir:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;lista 55 \u00cdraka sem Bandar\u00edkjaher gaf \u00fat \u00ed g\u00e6r og fyrirskipa\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00cdrakarnir \u00e1 listanum skyldu anna\u00f0 hvort handsama\u00f0ir e\u00f0a drepnir&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 er ekkert fl\u00f3knara en \u00fea\u00f0, gefinn \u00fat aft\u00f6kulisti. Engir str\u00ed\u00f0sd\u00f3mst\u00f3lar, engin r\u00e9ttarh\u00f6ld, engar sannanir. Bara hreinn og kl\u00e1r aft\u00f6kulisti. Str\u00ed\u00f0sgl\u00e6pum Bandar\u00edkjanna fer \u00f3gv\u00e6nlega fj\u00f6lgandi. Fangarnir \u00e1 Guantanamo sitja enn \u00ed einangrun og \u00e1n l\u00f6gfr\u00e6\u00f0i\u00fej\u00f3nustu.<\/p>\n<p>Velkomin \u00ed heim n\u00fdm\u00e1lsins (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.newspeakdictionary.com\/\">newspeak<\/a>, sj\u00e1 b\u00f3kina 1984) \u00fear sem valdhafar skipta \u00fat or\u00f0um fyrir bull sem kemur \u00feeim betur, \u00fear sem hermenn eru \u00f3l\u00f6glegir bardagamenn og \u00fev\u00ed ekki undir neina s\u00e1ttm\u00e1la seldir, \u00fear sem herinn heldur ekki uppi l\u00f6g og reglu \u00e1 st\u00f6\u00f0um \u00fear sem hann sprengir yfirv\u00f6ld \u00ed t\u00e6tlur, \u00fear sem aft\u00f6kulistar eru gefnir \u00fat, \u00fear sem eldflaugum er skoti\u00f0 \u00e1 mannmarga sta\u00f0i til a\u00f0 drepa a\u00f0ila \u00e1n d\u00f3ms og laga. Fr\u00e1 D\u00fdrab\u00e6 (Animal Farm) kemur svo \u00cdsland, gaggandi h\u00e6na \u00ed li\u00f0i me\u00f0 sv\u00ednunum sem eru a\u00f0 sl\u00e1tra \u00f6llum sem ekki eru sv\u00edn.<\/p>\n<p>\u00deetta er verra en \u00e1 <a href=\"\/dagbok.php\/ar\/2003\/man\/03\/dag\/30\">hinum myrku mi\u00f0\u00f6ldum<\/a>, \u00feetta er a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a hreinasta helv\u00edti. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cd morgun ger\u00f0i \u00e9g undantekningu \u00e1 reglu sem \u00e9g hef yfirleitt \u00ed hei\u00f0ri. \u00c9g hef \u00fea\u00f0 sums\u00e9 fyrir reglu a\u00f0 lesa aldrei \u00ferugli\u00f0 sem kemur fr\u00e1 Birni Bjarnasyni \u00ed mi\u00f0opnu Morgunbla\u00f0sins, \u00fea\u00f0 gr\u00e6tir mig yfirleitt a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 sko\u00f0anir \u00feessa manns sem er ekki eing\u00f6ngu fyrrverandi r\u00e1\u00f0herra heldur einnig n\u00faverandi al\u00feingisma\u00f0ur og borgarfulltr\u00fai (of margir sem [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","author-joi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=607"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}