{"id":544,"date":"2003-02-08T23:05:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-08T23:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=544"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=544","title":{"rendered":"Myndas\u00f6gur og lygar"},"content":{"rendered":"

Fr\u00e9tt dagsins er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 s\u00fa a\u00f0 “sk\u00fdrslan” sem a\u00f0 breska r\u00edkisstj\u00f3rnin lag\u00f0i fram og \u00e1tti a\u00f0 sanna vopnaeign Saddam Hussein reyndist vera a\u00f0 st\u00e6rstum hluta copy\/paste \u00far ritger\u00f0<\/a> sem var ger\u00f0 1991 vi\u00f0 h\u00e1sk\u00f3la \u00ed Bandar\u00edkjunum. Bandar\u00edkjamenn h\u00e6ldu einmitt \u00feessari “sk\u00fdrslu” fyrir a\u00f0 vera vel unnin. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00f6llum bolabr\u00f6g\u00f0um beitt, efast einhver um a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9 meira og minna falsa\u00f0 sem \u00feessir kump\u00e1nar leggja fram \u00feessa dagana? 12 \u00e1ra g\u00f6mul sk\u00fdrsla er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 up-to-date er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki? Ha? G\u00f6gnin \u00ed henni hlj\u00f3ta a\u00f0 r\u00e9ttl\u00e6ta fj\u00f6ldamor\u00f0in \u00ed \u00cdrak sem a\u00f0 Bandar\u00edkjam\u00f6nnum kl\u00e6jar \u00ed puttana a\u00f0 fremja.<\/p>\n

D\u00f3msm\u00e1lar\u00e1\u00f0herra Bandar\u00edkjanna er sta\u00f0fastur ma\u00f0ur, \u00feessa dagana segir hann saks\u00f3knurum a\u00f0 krefjast dau\u00f0arefsinga oftar<\/a>, honum finnst \u00feau r\u00edki sem leyfa dau\u00f0arefsingar ekki n\u00f3gu dugleg a\u00f0 framkv\u00e6ma \u00fe\u00e6r. Texas er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 undanskili\u00f0, sj\u00f6 aft\u00f6kur \u00e1 fyrstu 5 vikum \u00feess \u00e1rs.<\/p>\n

Pravda er me\u00f0 \u00e1hugaver\u00f0a kenningu \u00ed dag, \u00feeir eru alveg \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 t\u00e6kni sem leyfir m\u00f6nnum a\u00f0 anda ne\u00f0ansj\u00e1var<\/a> s\u00e9 til sta\u00f0ar, herir Bandar\u00edkjanna og R\u00fasslands eigi svolei\u00f0is \u00e1 lager.<\/p>\n

St\u00f3r hluti dagsins fari\u00f0 \u00ed a\u00f0 stilla dailystrips<\/a> en \u00fea\u00f0 er forrit sem gerir m\u00e9r kleift a\u00f0 safna saman \u00e1 eina s\u00ed\u00f0u \u00f6llum myndas\u00f6gunum sem \u00e9g les reglulega \u00e1 netinu. \u00deetta g\u00e6ti spara\u00f0 m\u00e9r verulegan t\u00edma \u00ed framt\u00ed\u00f0inni.<\/p>\n

Af \u00fev\u00ed tilefni \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 smella inn tenglum \u00e1 nokkrar valdar myndas\u00f6gur, \u00feessi h\u00e9rna me\u00f0 M\u00f3ses<\/a> vakti mikla k\u00e1t\u00ednu hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r, vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0in \u00f3borganleg.<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er langt \u00ed fr\u00e1 a\u00f0 allir Bandar\u00edkjamenn s\u00e9u a\u00f0 g\u00fatera emb\u00e6ttisverk Bush yngri e\u00f0a hann sj\u00e1lfan, ma\u00f0urinn f\u00e9kk n\u00fa einu sinni ekki nema atkv\u00e6\u00f0i fr\u00e1 r\u00e9tt um 24% allra kosningab\u00e6rra manna \u00ed kosningunum og hefur s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00e1tt gert af viti.<\/p>\n

Oft eru \u00fea\u00f0 Sigmund-ar heimsins sem hitta \u00e1 veiku punktana, gj\u00f6ri\u00f0 svo vel:<\/p>\n