J\u00e1. Pr\u00f3f \u00ed morgun \u00ed strj\u00e1lli st\u00e6r\u00f0fr\u00e6\u00f0i, gekk \u00feokkalega en skildi ekki eina spurningu, ma\u00f0ur les fr\u00e6\u00f0in \u00e1 ensku og svo \u00e1 ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 svara \u00e1 \u00edslensku me\u00f0 allt \u00f6\u00f0rum or\u00f0afor\u00f0a!<\/p>\n
Kaldir vindar bl\u00e1sa um vinnumarka\u00f0inn \u00feessa dagana. \u00dea\u00f0 vir\u00f0ist \u00fe\u00f3 ekki vera sama J\u00f3n e\u00f0a r\u00edkisbubbi J\u00f3n. Forr\u00e1\u00f0amenn fyrirt\u00e6kja reka starfsmenn og \u00feeir f\u00e1 3 m\u00e1nu\u00f0a uppsagnarfrest en \u00feegar forr\u00e1\u00f0amennirnir h\u00e6tta f\u00e1 \u00feeir tugi e\u00f0a hundru\u00f0 millj\u00f3na<\/a> til a\u00f0 b\u00e6ta fyrir \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gindin. Svona. F\u00f3lk. Flengja.<\/p>\n Til \u00feess a\u00f0 l\u00e9tta a\u00f0eins \u00e1 br\u00faninni t\u00f3kum vi\u00f0 gamanmyndina Men in Black II<\/a>, h\u00fan st\u00f3\u00f0st v\u00e6ntingarnar sem ger\u00f0ar voru til hennar sem l\u00e9tt af\u00fereying.<\/p>\n \u00dar heimi v\u00edsindanna er gaman a\u00f0 lesa um kynl\u00edfsr\u00e1\u00f0gjafa skord\u00fdra, spend\u00fdra og \u00f3tal annara tegunda. H\u00fan Dr. Tatiana<\/a> er me\u00f0 d\u00fdral\u00edfs\u00fe\u00e1tt \u00fear sem teki\u00f0 er \u00e1 \u00f3heppilegum atri\u00f0um eins og gr\u00e6nleitum typpum hj\u00e1 f\u00edlum og \u00f6nnur vandr\u00e6\u00f0alega m\u00e1lefni.<\/p>\n Meira af kynl\u00edfi d\u00fdra, hinga\u00f0 til hafa v\u00edsindamenn gr\u00ednast me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 karlkyns k\u00f6ngul\u00e6r reyni a\u00f0 r\u00ed\u00f0a \u00f6llu sem \u00feeir sj\u00e1, hvort sem \u00fea\u00f0 er l\u00edfs e\u00f0a li\u00f0ins. N\u00fdlegar ranns\u00f3knir hafa hins vegar afsanna\u00f0 \u00feessa kenningu<\/a>. Karlarnir vir\u00f0ast vera mj\u00f6g vandf\u00fdsnir og vilja helst stelpur me\u00f0 djarfar l\u00ednur.<\/p>\n \u00d6llu verra er a\u00f0 heyra um ska\u00f0leg \u00e1hrif A-v\u00edtam\u00edns<\/a> s\u00e9 \u00fea\u00f0 teki\u00f0 \u00ed of miklu m\u00e6li. \u00dea\u00f0 vir\u00f0ist auka l\u00edkur \u00e1 beinbrotum talsvert.<\/p>\n Ef vi\u00f0 f\u00e6rum okkur um set \u00ed heimi v\u00edsindanna \u00fe\u00e1 finnum vi\u00f0 \u00feessa fr\u00e1s\u00f6gn<\/a> af huldueindum sem \u00fej\u00f3ta \u00ed gegnum j\u00f6r\u00f0ina \u00e1 ofsahra\u00f0a og bora sig \u00e1n vandkv\u00e6\u00f0a \u00ed gegnum j\u00f6r\u00f0ina \u00fevera. Varasamt a\u00f0 lenda \u00ed vegi fyrir \u00feeim.<\/p>\n Af t\u00f6lvum\u00e1lum er \u00fea\u00f0 helst a\u00f0 fr\u00e9tta a\u00f0 \u00e1 me\u00f0an a\u00f0 bandar\u00edski herinn \u00fej\u00e1ist af bandv\u00edddarskorti<\/a> s\u00f6kum t\u00ed\u00f0ra PowerPoint sendinga og lifandi strauma fr\u00e1 herna\u00f0art\u00e6kjum \u00fe\u00e1 er enn eitt forriti\u00f0<\/a> til a\u00f0 au\u00f0velda skr\u00e1aflutninga milli notenda \u00ed vinnslu, h\u00e6pi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 komist \u00ed t\u00f6lvur hermannanna.<\/p>\n Endum \u00e1 fri\u00f0samlegum n\u00f3tum<\/a> me\u00f0 lj\u00f3\u00f0um gegn str\u00ed\u00f0i<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" J\u00e1. Pr\u00f3f \u00ed morgun \u00ed strj\u00e1lli st\u00e6r\u00f0fr\u00e6\u00f0i, gekk \u00feokkalega en skildi ekki eina spurningu, ma\u00f0ur les fr\u00e6\u00f0in \u00e1 ensku og svo \u00e1 ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 svara \u00e1 \u00edslensku me\u00f0 allt \u00f6\u00f0rum or\u00f0afor\u00f0a! Kaldir vindar bl\u00e1sa um vinnumarka\u00f0inn \u00feessa dagana. \u00dea\u00f0 vir\u00f0ist \u00fe\u00f3 ekki vera sama J\u00f3n e\u00f0a r\u00edkisbubbi J\u00f3n. Forr\u00e1\u00f0amenn fyrirt\u00e6kja reka starfsmenn og \u00feeir f\u00e1 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","author-joi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=536"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}