N\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega 5 \u00e1r \u00ed dag.<\/p>\n
\u00cd Noregi hefur \u00feingma\u00f0ur be\u00f0ist afs\u00f6kunar<\/a> \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hafa spila\u00f0 str\u00ed\u00f0sleik \u00e1 t\u00f6lvunni sinni \u00e1 me\u00f0an a\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feingfundi st\u00f3\u00f0. Dav\u00ed\u00f0 Oddsson \u00fearf hins vegar ekki a\u00f0 bi\u00f0jast afs\u00f6kunar \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 skrifa sm\u00e1s\u00f6gur \u00ed vinnunni \u00e1 Al\u00feingi, hann er svo fyndinn nefnilega.<\/p>\n \u00dea\u00f0 er miki\u00f0 punda\u00f0 \u00e1 Bandar\u00edkjamenn n\u00fana eins og gefur a\u00f0 skilja. Berlusconi, Blair og hinir kj\u00f6lturakkarnir hafa hins vegar gefi\u00f0 \u00fat yfirl\u00fdsingu sem best er a\u00f0 lesa “vi\u00f0 l\u00edka!” og l\u00fdsa \u00fear yfir stu\u00f0ningi vi\u00f0 str\u00ed\u00f0 sem \u00e1 a\u00f0 vernda fri\u00f0inn (hvernig sem Bush reiknar \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fat).<\/p>\n Pravda skj\u00f3ta nokkrum skotum. \u00deeir nefna hry\u00f0juverkasveitir<\/a> Bandar\u00edkjamanna og Breta sem eru \u00ed \u00cdrak \u00feessar vikurnar, \u00feeir eru g\u00f3\u00f0u karlarnir \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e1 \u00f6rugglega ekki kalla \u00fe\u00e1 hry\u00f0juverkamenn samt. \u00deeirra m\u00e1lsta\u00f0ur er r\u00e9ttari.<\/p>\n Svo eru \u00fea\u00f0 marmela\u00f0iverksmi\u00f0jurnar<\/a> sem a\u00f0 vopnaeftirlitsmennirnir leita a\u00f0 efnavopnum \u00ed, vel v\u00f6ldum skotum mi\u00f0a\u00f0 \u00fearna a\u00f0 Bandar\u00edkjam\u00f6nnum fr\u00e1 R\u00fassum.<\/p>\n \u00dea\u00f0 eru \u00fe\u00f3 ekki bara R\u00fassar, Nelson Mandela l\u00e6tur \u00feung or\u00f0<\/a> falla og segir Bandar\u00edkjamenn vilja helf\u00f6r.<\/p>\n Mex\u00edk\u00f3ar vilja svo klippa<\/a> “United States” hlutann \u00far nafni s\u00ednu, reyndar er \u00fea\u00f0 rita\u00f0 Estados Unidos Mexicanos \u00e1 sp\u00e6nsku. \u00deeim finnst \u00fea\u00f0 minna um of \u00e1 gr\u00e1\u00f0uga n\u00e1grannann sem hefur ekki veri\u00f0 \u00feeim g\u00f3\u00f0ur st\u00f3ri br\u00f3\u00f0ir.<\/p>\n Umm\u00e6li dagsins \u00e1 \u00fe\u00f3 ma\u00f0ur uppalinn \u00ed Bandar\u00edkjunum, Dimitri Piterman, sem f\u00e6ddur er \u00ed \u00dakra\u00ednu. Hann var a\u00f0 kaupa r\u00e1\u00f0andi hlut \u00ed knattspyrnuf\u00e9laginu Racing Santander<\/a> og vill stj\u00f3rna \u00fear \u00f6llu sj\u00e1lfur. A\u00f0spur\u00f0ur hvort a\u00f0 hann \u00e6tti a\u00f0 stj\u00f3rna li\u00f0inu \u00fear sem hann er ekki me\u00f0 \u00fej\u00e1lfarar\u00e9ttindi svara\u00f0i hann<\/a>:<\/p>\n “There’s a complete idiot running a very powerful country without a qualification to his name – and you tell me that I have to have a diploma to manage a football team?”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" N\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega 5 \u00e1r \u00ed dag. \u00cd Noregi hefur \u00feingma\u00f0ur be\u00f0ist afs\u00f6kunar \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hafa spila\u00f0 str\u00ed\u00f0sleik \u00e1 t\u00f6lvunni sinni \u00e1 me\u00f0an a\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feingfundi st\u00f3\u00f0. Dav\u00ed\u00f0 Oddsson \u00fearf hins vegar ekki a\u00f0 bi\u00f0jast afs\u00f6kunar \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 skrifa sm\u00e1s\u00f6gur \u00ed vinnunni \u00e1 Al\u00feingi, hann er svo fyndinn nefnilega. \u00dea\u00f0 er miki\u00f0 punda\u00f0 \u00e1 Bandar\u00edkjamenn […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","author-joi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}