{"id":534,"date":"2003-01-29T22:55:44","date_gmt":"2003-01-29T22:55:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=534"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=534","title":{"rendered":"Heimsfr\u00e9ttirnar"},"content":{"rendered":"

Indverjum fj\u00f6lgar afskaplega \u00f6rt og til \u00feess a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 stemma stigu vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed geta menn n\u00fa fengi\u00f0 n\u00fdtt rei\u00f0hj\u00f3l ef \u00feeir l\u00e1ta kippa s\u00e9r \u00far sambandi<\/a>.<\/p>\n

R\u00fassum fer hins vegar f\u00e6kkandi, mj\u00f6g umdeilanleg kenning er sett fram h\u00e9r<\/a> var\u00f0andi \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0ur \u00feess.<\/p>\n

Meira af R\u00fassum, ungur ma\u00f0ur slapp l\u00edklega me\u00f0 skrekkinn \u00feegar hann frysti vininn<\/a> vi\u00f0 bi\u00f0sk\u00fdli \u00fear sem hann var a\u00f0 m\u00edga eftir kr\u00e1arfer\u00f0, ekki hefur spurst frekar til hans s\u00ed\u00f0an hann for\u00f0a\u00f0i s\u00e9r eftir bj\u00f6rgunina.<\/p>\n

\u00cd Hong Kong er \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00edst brottrekstrars\u00f6k a\u00f0 lita h\u00e1ri\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00e9r lj\u00f3st. \u00deetta f\u00e9kk l\u00f6greglukona \u00fear \u00ed landi a\u00f0 reyna<\/a> \u00fear sem h\u00fan m\u00e6tti me\u00f0 n\u00fdju klippinguna og litinn til vinnu.<\/p>\n

Ef vi\u00f0 l\u00edtum vestur um haf f\u00e1um vi\u00f0 fr\u00e9tt af manni sem a\u00f0 sat inni \u00ed 29 \u00e1r<\/a> vegna r\u00fa\u00f0ubrots. Grey karlinn hvarf \u00ed kerfinu og er loksins n\u00fana, n\u00e6stum \u00e1ttr\u00e6\u00f0ur a\u00f0 aldri, laus \u00far pr\u00edsundinni.<\/p>\n

\u00d6nnur fr\u00e9tt a\u00f0 vestan er um grey konuna sem f\u00e9kk f\u00f3tlegg l\u00e1tins f\u00f6\u00f0ur s\u00edns sendan \u00ed k\u00e6likassa<\/a>. H\u00fan fer n\u00fa \u00ed m\u00e1l og vill ska\u00f0ab\u00e6tur vegna andlegs \u00e1falls sem h\u00fan var\u00f0 fyrir vegna \u00feessa (enda \u00f3huggulegt a\u00f0 f\u00e1 l\u00edkamshluta l\u00e1tinna senda heim til s\u00edn \u00f3umbe\u00f0i\u00f0).<\/p>\n

Fr\u00e1 Vesturheimi kemur l\u00edka \u00feetta skemmtilega \u00e1deilubr\u00e9f<\/a>, pr\u00f3fessorinn sem reit \u00fea\u00f0 t\u00f3k saman nokkra g\u00f3\u00f0a punkta um \u00cdraks\u00e1huga Bush-fe\u00f0ga og setti \u00ed b\u00faning n\u00edger\u00edsks ruslp\u00f3sts sem a\u00f0 allir hafa \u00e1n efa fengi\u00f0.<\/p>\n

Ef vi\u00f0 l\u00edtum okkur n\u00e6r \u00fe\u00e1 eru breskir b\u00e6ndur frekar \u00f3hressir me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera n\u00fana skikka\u00f0ir til \u00feess a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 sv\u00ednum s\u00ednum fyrir leikf\u00f6ngum<\/a>. M\u00e9r finnst \u00feetta reyndar ekki eins vitlaust og \u00feeim, \u00e1n\u00e6gt sv\u00ednakj\u00f6t er gott sv\u00ednakj\u00f6t!<\/p>\n

\u00d6rlitlu sunnar fr\u00e9ttum vi\u00f0 af traktor sem a\u00f0 \u00e1 v\u00edst a\u00f0 hafa m\u00e6lst \u00e1 100 km hra\u00f0a<\/a> \u00e1 gatnam\u00f3tum. B\u00f3ndinn kannast ekkert vi\u00f0 m\u00e1li\u00f0 enda aldrei fari\u00f0 hra\u00f0ar en \u00e1 8 km hra\u00f0a \u00e1 klukkustund hinga\u00f0 til \u00e1 gripnum.<\/p>\n

\u00dar t\u00e6kniheiminum kemur svo \u00feessi litla elska<\/a>, heimagr\u00e6jur \u00ed f\u00ednasta t\u00f6lvukassa \u00e1 kjaraver\u00f0i.<\/p>\n

F\u00e6rslu dagsins l\u00fdkur me\u00f0 einni g\u00f3\u00f0ri myndas\u00f6gu<\/a> me\u00f0 v\u00edkingnum Hrolli.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Indverjum fj\u00f6lgar afskaplega \u00f6rt og til \u00feess a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 stemma stigu vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed geta menn n\u00fa fengi\u00f0 n\u00fdtt rei\u00f0hj\u00f3l ef \u00feeir l\u00e1ta kippa s\u00e9r \u00far sambandi. R\u00fassum fer hins vegar f\u00e6kkandi, mj\u00f6g umdeilanleg kenning er sett fram h\u00e9r var\u00f0andi \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0ur \u00feess. Meira af R\u00fassum, ungur ma\u00f0ur slapp l\u00edklega me\u00f0 skrekkinn \u00feegar hann frysti vininn […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","author-joi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=534"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}