{"id":522,"date":"2003-01-17T21:00:06","date_gmt":"2003-01-17T21:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=522"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=522","title":{"rendered":"Fyrsti dagur lokaverkefnis og margt, margt fleira"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vinna vi\u00f0 st\u00f3ra lokaverkefni\u00f0 okkar h\u00f3fst formlega \u00ed dag me\u00f0 fundi me\u00f0 verkefniskennara. Allir gera s\u00e9r grein fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feetta er st\u00f3r pakki sem vi\u00f0 \u00e6tlum a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0ast \u00e1, vi\u00f0 \u00feurfum bara a\u00f0 skipuleggja \u00feetta ofbo\u00f0slega vel og \u00fe\u00e1 blessast \u00feetta.<\/p>\n<p>Gott d\u00e6mi um st\u00e6r\u00f0 verkefnisins er a\u00f0 \u00feeir eru n\u00fa tveir kennararnir sem hafa spurt &#8220;og hva\u00f0a hluta \u00e6tli\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera&#8221; \u00feegar \u00feeir l\u00edta \u00e1 heildarplani\u00f0. Svar okkar er stutt: &#8220;allt&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Myndin st\u00f3rf\u00edna <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Title?0286499\" title=\"Bend It Like Beckham\">Bend it like Beckham<\/a> hefur hrundi\u00f0 af sta\u00f0 <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/world\/south_asia\/2668147.stm\" title=\"Football film spurs on Indian girls\">miklu f\u00f3tbolta\u00e6\u00f0i<\/a> me\u00f0al st\u00falkna \u00e1 Indlandi og or\u00f0i\u00f0 enn eitt l\u00f3\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed vogarsk\u00e1l jafnr\u00e9ttisbar\u00e1ttunar \u00fear. Myndin er nefnilega ekki bara skemmtun, h\u00fan brei\u00f0ir l\u00edka \u00fat bo\u00f0skap jafnr\u00e9ttis. Kvikmyndir sem opna augu \u00feeirra sem \u00e1 horfa fyrir n\u00fdjum hlutum eru a\u00f0 m\u00ednu skapi, \u00feetta rusl sem hin 95% kvikmynda eru er eing\u00f6ngu \u00e6tla\u00f0 til a\u00f0 hafa ofan af fyrir manni \u00ed r\u00e9tt t\u00e6pa tvo t\u00edma. Margt n\u00fdtilegra h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 gera en a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 \u00feannig rusl.<\/p>\n<p>Menn gera \u00fdmislegt til a\u00f0 komast \u00ed metab\u00e6kurnar, til d\u00e6mis stinga \u00feeir <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=2058120\" title=\"Man Pierces Record with 702 Needles\">702 n\u00e1lum<\/a> \u00ed sig.<\/p>\n<p>Menn gera l\u00edka \u00fdmislegt til a\u00f0 eignast b\u00edl, til d\u00e6mis gerast \u00feeir leigumor\u00f0ingjar. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=2058190\" title=\"Hitman Jailed for Shooting Target's Neighbor\">\u00deessum<\/a> f\u00f3rst \u00fea\u00f0 sem betur fer illa \u00far hendi.<\/p>\n<p>A\u00f0rir gera sitt besta til a\u00f0 sleppa \u00far \u00feessu l\u00edfi sem g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 svo miklu betra en er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki vegna okkar eigin heimsku. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=2058207\" title=\"Man Kills Himself with Home-Made Guillotine\">\u00deessi<\/a> sm\u00ed\u00f0a\u00f0i s\u00edna eigin fallexi og t\u00f3kst \u00e6tlunarverki\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1hugaver\u00f0 t\u00ed\u00f0indi fr\u00e1 K\u00fav\u00e6t, ma\u00f0ur hefur \u00f3ska\u00f0 eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann ver\u00f0i l\u00f6glega <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=2058101\" title=\"Court Asked to Ratify Sex Change\">skr\u00e1\u00f0ur sem kvenma\u00f0ur<\/a> eftir a\u00f0 hafa gengist undir a\u00f0ger\u00f0 \u00ed Bangkok. K\u00fav\u00e6t er me\u00f0 frj\u00e1lslyndari m\u00faslimar\u00edkjum og \u00feetta g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 st\u00f3rt skref \u00ed \u00feessum m\u00e1lum \u00ed araba- og m\u00faslimaheiminum.<\/p>\n<p>Loksins hefur v\u00edsindam\u00f6nnum tekist a\u00f0 sanna \u00fea\u00f0 sem marga hefur lengi gruna\u00f0. F\u00f6\u00f0ur\u00e6tt m\u00edn er nefnilega a\u00f0 st\u00e6rstum hluta til skipu\u00f0 f\u00f3lki sem hefur talsvert af aukak\u00edl\u00f3um, n\u00e6r undantekningalaust f\u00e1 karlmennirnir misst\u00f3rar \u00edstrur eftir tv\u00edtugt. \u00cdtalskir v\u00edsindamenn hafa <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=2058001\" title=\"Drink, Be Merry, Blame the Beergut on Your Genes\">fundi\u00f0 gen<\/a> sem kallast DD sem vir\u00f0ist hafa \u00feessi \u00e1hrif. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 margir kannist vi\u00f0 f\u00f3lk sem bor\u00f0ar eins og hestar og hreyfir sig l\u00edti\u00f0 en er alltaf grennra en lj\u00f3sastaur, \u00fea\u00f0 er v\u00e6ntanlega me\u00f0 &#8220;and-geni\u00f0&#8221; vi\u00f0 DD.<\/p>\n<p>Meira \u00far v\u00edsindaheiminum, bananar eru n\u00fa \u00ed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=2058060\" title=\"Bananas' Days May Be Numbered\">\u00fatr\u00fdmingarh\u00e6ttu<\/a>! Bananapl\u00f6ntur vir\u00f0ast hafa l\u00edti\u00f0 m\u00f3tst\u00f6\u00f0uafl gegn \u00fdmis konar sj\u00fakd\u00f3mum og svo vir\u00f0ist sem a\u00f0 l\u00edft\u00e6kni og erf\u00f0afr\u00e6\u00f0i s\u00e9u eina von \u00feeirra.<\/p>\n<p>Meira af f\u00e6\u00f0u&#8230; s\u00fakkula\u00f0i er n\u00fa l\u00edklega a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/article\/0,,5-2003021987,00.html\" title=\"Choccy horror price rise\">h\u00e6kka \u00ed ver\u00f0i<\/a> s\u00f6kum minnkandi frambo\u00f0s \u00e1 kak\u00f3-baunum. St\u00e6rsti \u00fe\u00e1tturinn \u00ed \u00feessu eru \u00e1t\u00f6k \u00ed Afr\u00edkur\u00edkinu F\u00edlabeinsstr\u00f6ndinni en \u00fear hafa uppreisnarmenn herteki\u00f0 nor\u00f0urhluta landsins \u00fear sem kak\u00f3-ekrurnar eru. F\u00edlabeinsstr\u00f6ndin hefur hinga\u00f0 til framleitt helming \u00e1rsframlei\u00f0slunnar.<\/p>\n<p>\u00dar matnum \u00ed matseld. Sumar eldunarp\u00f6nnur getur veri\u00f0 h\u00e6ttulegt a\u00f0 nota vi\u00f0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=2049978\" title=\"'Exploding' Frying Pans Recalled\">eldamennsku<\/a>, eins f\u00e1r\u00e1nlega og \u00fea\u00f0 hlj\u00f3mar. Sj\u00f3nvarpsmarka\u00f0urinn \u00ed Bandar\u00edkjunum var sums\u00e9 a\u00f0 selja p\u00f6nnur nema hva\u00f0 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 h\u00e1an hita (eins og t\u00edtt er vi\u00f0 eldamennsku) geta \u00fe\u00e6r sprungi\u00f0 e\u00f0a dotti\u00f0 \u00ed sundur.<\/p>\n<p>Strangtr\u00faa\u00f0ir menn eru enn\u00fe\u00e1 me\u00f0 lei\u00f0indi \u00fat \u00ed \u00e6vint\u00fdri\u00f0 um Harry Potter, n\u00fana eru \u00fea\u00f0 r\u00e9tttr\u00fana\u00f0arklerkar \u00e1 K\u00fdpur sem vilja l\u00e1ta <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=2049985\" title=\"Orthodox Clergy Want Harry Potter Banned\">banna str\u00e1kgreyi\u00f0<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Vetur konungur hefur vakna\u00f0 h\u00e9r \u00e1 landi, \u00fea\u00f0 hefur snj\u00f3a\u00f0 undanfari\u00f0 h\u00e9r \u00ed h\u00f6fu\u00f0borginni. \u00c1 \u00cdtal\u00edu hefur veri\u00f0 meiri snj\u00f3r og vetrar\u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttir miki\u00f0 stunda\u00f0ar. \u00dear \u00ed landi eru n\u00fa \u00ed vinnslu l\u00f6g sem myndu <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=2049974\" title=\"Splitting Snowboarders and Skiers\">skylda snj\u00f3brettaf\u00f3lk<\/a> til a\u00f0 nota a\u00f0rar brautir en venjulegt sk\u00ed\u00f0af\u00f3lk, \u00feetta er \u00ed kj\u00f6lfar margra slysa og s\u00ed\u00f0asta str\u00e1i\u00f0 var dau\u00f0aslys \u00e1 sunnudaginn. Venjulegt sk\u00ed\u00f0af\u00f3lk kvartar undan \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 snj\u00f3brettaf\u00f3lk (sem er i\u00f0ulega yngra) fari ekki eftir h\u00e1ttv\u00edsireglum \u00ed brautunum.<\/p>\n<p>Um daginn var greint fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 l\u00f6greglan \u00ed Los Angeles v\u00e6ri h\u00e6tt a\u00f0 fara \u00ed \u00fatk\u00f6ll \u00feegar \u00fej\u00f3favarnir f\u00e6ru \u00ed gang. \u00dea\u00f0 n\u00fdjasta a\u00f0 vestan er a\u00f0 l\u00f6greglub\u00edlar munu n\u00fa einnig gegna hlutverki sem augl\u00fdsingaskilti, meira um \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e1 lesa <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=2049950\" title=\"Cash-Poor Police to Get Free Cars That Carry Ads\">h\u00e9r<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>George W. Bush er ekki a\u00f0eins a\u00f0 valda ska\u00f0a \u00e1 mannsl\u00edfum og eignum. N\u00fdjasta f\u00f3rnarlambi\u00f0 er ensk tunga en margv\u00edslegar m\u00e1lvillur hans eru n\u00fa a\u00f0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=2049946\" title=\"Don't Misunderestimate Bushisms; They Resignate\">festa sig \u00ed sessi<\/a> hj\u00e1 f\u00f3lki sem veit ekki betur e\u00f0a er a\u00f0 gera gr\u00edn a\u00f0 vankunn\u00e1ttu forsetans. Hlj\u00f3mar \u00f3tr\u00falega l\u00edkt Dav\u00ed\u00f0 reyndar&#8230; &#8220;yfirgripsmiki\u00f0 \u00feekkingarleysi&#8221; er ekki \u00f3svipa\u00f0 &#8220;misunderestimate&#8221; hva\u00f0 hr\u00e6\u00f0ilega m\u00e1lfr\u00e6\u00f0i var\u00f0ar og svo m\u00e1 Dav\u00ed\u00f0 ekkert gult sj\u00e1 nema \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 \u00ed \u00fatl\u00f6ndum og hann f\u00e1i \u00f3keypis fer\u00f0 \u00feanga\u00f0 (hann er staddur \u00ed Japan og hittir \u00fear r\u00e1\u00f0amenn sem eru n\u00e6stum \u00fev\u00ed r\u00e1\u00f0herrar, r\u00e1\u00f0herrarnir eru of uppteknir til a\u00f0 heilsa upp \u00e1 sveitavarginn).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vinna vi\u00f0 st\u00f3ra lokaverkefni\u00f0 okkar h\u00f3fst formlega \u00ed dag me\u00f0 fundi me\u00f0 verkefniskennara. Allir gera s\u00e9r grein fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feetta er st\u00f3r pakki sem vi\u00f0 \u00e6tlum a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0ast \u00e1, vi\u00f0 \u00feurfum bara a\u00f0 skipuleggja \u00feetta ofbo\u00f0slega vel og \u00fe\u00e1 blessast \u00feetta. Gott d\u00e6mi um st\u00e6r\u00f0 verkefnisins er a\u00f0 \u00feeir eru n\u00fa tveir kennararnir sem [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","author-joi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}