{"id":505,"date":"2002-12-31T17:47:42","date_gmt":"2002-12-31T17:47:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=505"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=505","title":{"rendered":"\u00c1ri\u00f0 enda\u00f0 me\u00f0 hl\u00e1turkasti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>F\u00e9kk sm\u00e1 astmakast \u00ed vinnunni \u00ed dag. Greindist \u00ed fyrra me\u00f0 \u00e1reynsluastma sem \u00e9g hef reyndar veri\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00ed m\u00f6rg \u00e1r en ekkert p\u00e6lt \u00ed. \u00c1reynslan \u00ed morgun var hins vegar ekki beint vinnunni a\u00f0 kenna heldur hl\u00e1trask\u00f6llum,  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.exprm.com\/\">Gunni<\/a> gr\u00f3f upp myndband fr\u00e1 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shortfilm.com\/\" title=\"Internationale Kurzfilmfestival Hamburg\">stuttmyndah\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0<\/a> sem f\u00e9kk okkur til a\u00f0 k\u00fagast af hl\u00e1tri. \u00c9g held \u00e9g f\u00e1i har\u00f0sperrur eftir hl\u00e1turkasti\u00f0 sem ma\u00f0ur var \u00ed \u00fe\u00e6r r\u00famu 8 m\u00edn\u00faturnar sem myndbandi\u00f0 varir. \u00deetta er \u00e6\u00f0isleg splatter-\u00fatg\u00e1fa af venjulegu kennslumyndbandi fyrir lyftara, vi\u00f0 Gunni og <a href=\"http:\/\/konni.com\/\">Konni<\/a> h\u00f6fum allir veri\u00f0 lyftarakallar og g\u00e1tum \u00fev\u00ed meti\u00f0 \u00feetta enn meira en <a href=\"http:\/\/quiet.is\/\">Stef\u00e1n<\/a> sem l\u00e1 \u00fe\u00f3 au\u00f0vita\u00f0 \u00ed krampa yfir \u00feessu.<\/p>\n<p>Myndbandi\u00f0 er 91 MB (of st\u00f3rt fyrir venjuleg m\u00f3dem!) og \u00e9g hef sett eintak af \u00fev\u00ed <a href=\"\/download\/video\/lyftarar.mpg\">h\u00e9r<\/a> (\u00f3keypis ni\u00f0urhal innanlands!).<\/p>\n<p>Uppl\u00fdsingaleynd er farin a\u00f0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/content\/55\/28703.html\" title=\"The Briscoe Syndrome\">ver\u00f0a minni og minni<\/a>, forr\u00e1\u00f0amenn fyrirt\u00e6kja eru farnir a\u00f0 \u00feora ekki \u00f6\u00f0ru en a\u00f0 afhenda yfirv\u00f6ldum uppl\u00fdsingar \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00farskur\u00f0ur fr\u00e1 d\u00f3mst\u00f3lum komi \u00fear n\u00e1l\u00e6gt. \u00deetta er varhugavert \u00feegar a\u00f0 hva\u00f0a emb\u00e6ttisma\u00f0ur sem er getur fengi\u00f0 hva\u00f0a uppl\u00fdsingar sem er. Forr\u00e1\u00f0amenn fyrirt\u00e6kjanna \u00feora oft ekki \u00f6\u00f0ru, \u00f3ttast a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00e1i fyrirt\u00e6ki\u00f0 \u00e1 sig einhver stimpil um a\u00f0 \u00feeir vilji fela hry\u00f0juverkamenn og barnan\u00ed\u00f0inga.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e1li\u00f0 er \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 ef a\u00f0 grunur leikur \u00e1 a\u00f0 um s\u00e9 a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a gl\u00e6pamenn \u00fe\u00e1 ber yfirv\u00f6ldum a\u00f0 leita til d\u00f3mst\u00f3la og svo til fyrirt\u00e6kjanna ef a\u00f0 d\u00f3mst\u00f3lar sam\u00feykkja r\u00f6ksemdir yfirvalda. Hva\u00f0a emb\u00e6ttisma\u00f0ur sem er \u00e6tti ekki a\u00f0 geta fengi\u00f0 allar uppl\u00fdsingar um mig (e\u00f0a f\u00e9laga minn \u00ed Bandar\u00edkjunum) \u00fe\u00f3 svo a\u00f0 hann hafi illan bifur \u00e1 m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>F\u00e9kk sm\u00e1 astmakast \u00ed vinnunni \u00ed dag. Greindist \u00ed fyrra me\u00f0 \u00e1reynsluastma sem \u00e9g hef reyndar veri\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00ed m\u00f6rg \u00e1r en ekkert p\u00e6lt \u00ed. \u00c1reynslan \u00ed morgun var hins vegar ekki beint vinnunni a\u00f0 kenna heldur hl\u00e1trask\u00f6llum, Gunni gr\u00f3f upp myndband fr\u00e1 stuttmyndah\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0 sem f\u00e9kk okkur til a\u00f0 k\u00fagast af hl\u00e1tri. \u00c9g held \u00e9g [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","author-joi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}