{"id":498,"date":"2002-12-24T20:53:29","date_gmt":"2002-12-24T20:53:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=498"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=498","title":{"rendered":"Endajaxla-taka 2"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00deetta var n\u00fa \u00e6vint\u00fdri \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ldi. Vi\u00f0 vorum a\u00f0 f\u00e1 okkur sn\u00f6ggan kv\u00f6ldver\u00f0 svona \u00e1\u00f0ur en vi\u00f0 kl\u00e1ru\u00f0um a\u00f0 keyra \u00fat pakka og h\u00e9ldum \u00e1 Selfoss til a\u00f0 verja j\u00f3lunum hj\u00e1 tengd\u00f3<\/a>. Eftir a\u00f0 hafa kyngt s\u00ed\u00f0ustu bitunum af hamborgaranum fann \u00e9g allt \u00ed einu a\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 var laust \u00ed munninum. Sek\u00fandu s\u00ed\u00f0ar l\u00e1gu tannbrot og fylling \u00e1 disknum m\u00ednum, ranns\u00f3kn me\u00f0 a\u00f0sto\u00f0 tungunnar f\u00e6r\u00f0i s\u00f6nnur \u00e1 grun minn. Signi endajaxlinn (kominn ne\u00f0ar en allar a\u00f0rar tennur) var n\u00fa r\u00e9tt r\u00famlega h\u00e1lfur eftir og hvassar br\u00fanir voru frekar lei\u00f0inlegar vi\u00f0komu.<\/p>\n

Ney\u00f0arvakt tannl\u00e6kna bau\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 koma strax og \u00e9g var m\u00e6ttur \u00ed Hl\u00ed\u00f0arsm\u00e1ra 17 \u00f6rf\u00e1um m\u00edn\u00fatum seinna. \u00dear t\u00f3k Anna D. \u00e1 m\u00f3ti m\u00e9r og eftir a\u00f0 h\u00fan ygldi br\u00fanir yfir lj\u00f3tum leifum endajaxlsins sag\u00f0i \u00e9g henni a\u00f0 tennurnar \u00ed m\u00e9r v\u00e6ru a\u00f0 jafna\u00f0i me\u00f0 tv\u00e6r r\u00e6tur sem kr\u00f3ku\u00f0ust \u00ed sitthvora \u00e1ttina.<\/p>\n

H\u00fan hlusta\u00f0i \u00e1 r\u00e1\u00f0 m\u00edn (heimilisl\u00e6knar athugi\u00f0! ekki \u00f3vitlaust a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1 sj\u00faklingana… \u00feeir vita oft hva\u00f0 amar a\u00f0 s\u00e9r og af hverju!) og t\u00f3k r\u00f6ntgenmynd sem sta\u00f0festi \u00feennan grun. Eftir nokkra gl\u00edmu f\u00f3r a\u00f0 losna \u00f6rl\u00edti\u00f0 um jaxlinn, \u00fe\u00e1 heyr\u00f0ist brothlj\u00f3\u00f0 og \u00e9g h\u00e9lt a\u00f0 n\u00fa hef\u00f0i kr\u00fanan brotna\u00f0 fr\u00e1 r\u00f3tunum (eins og ger\u00f0ist s\u00ed\u00f0ast<\/a>). Tannl\u00e6knirinn sag\u00f0i hins vegar “\u00feetta hlj\u00f3ma\u00f0i n\u00fa ekki vel” og h\u00e9lt \u00e1fram a\u00f0 tjakka jaxlinn upp m\u00e9r til undrunar \u00fear sem \u00e9g bj\u00f3st ekki vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri h\u00e6gt vi\u00f0 hann svona kr\u00fanulausan. Eftir talsvert pu\u00f0 n\u00e1\u00f0ist jaxlinn upp og \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00e1 \u00e9g hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 var sem haf\u00f0i brotna\u00f0, \u00fea\u00f0 var ekki jaxlinn sem var \u00ed f\u00ednu formi fyrir utan \u00fear sem fyllingin og tannbroti\u00f0 h\u00f6f\u00f0u veri\u00f0, jaxlinn haf\u00f0i hins vegar rifi\u00f0 me\u00f0 s\u00e9r hluta af kj\u00e1lkabeininu sem var eiginlega samgr\u00f3i\u00f0 jaxlinum. \u00dev\u00ed er \u00f6rl\u00edti\u00f0 \u00feynnra sums sta\u00f0ar hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r kj\u00e1lkabeini\u00f0 en annar sta\u00f0ar \u00feessa stundina. \u00deetta \u00e1 \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 gr\u00f3a og var \u00ed rauninni bara sm\u00e1fl\u00eds. Jaxlinn reyndist svo vi\u00f0 talningu vera me\u00f0 \u00ferj\u00e1r r\u00e6tur og hinn mesti hnullungur.<\/p>\n

Har\u00f0jaxlinn \u00e9g t\u00f3k \u00feessu \u00f6llu af mestu r\u00f3, b\u00fainn a\u00f0 fara \u00ed gegnum svona \u00e1\u00f0ur og \u00e9g vir\u00f0ist koma vel \u00fat \u00far \u00feessum jaxlat\u00f6kum mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 marga a\u00f0ra. Flestar hryllingss\u00f6gur hafa reyndar veri\u00f0 tengdar ne\u00f0ri endaj\u00f6xlunum, \u00feeir leynast enn upp\u00ed m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n

Kom svo a\u00f0 lokum heim, farangri skellt \u00ed b\u00edlinn og bruna\u00f0 af sta\u00f0 upp \u00ed Mi\u00f0h\u00fas \u00fear sem n\u00fdfr\u00e1genginn og gl\u00e6silegur arininn s\u00f3mdi s\u00e9r vel \u00ed stofunni. \u00dev\u00ed n\u00e6st var komi\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hj\u00e1 pabba og hann dreif okkur \u00e1 bens\u00ednst\u00f6\u00f0 til a\u00f0 jafna loft\u00fer\u00fdstinginn \u00ed dekkjunum \u00e1\u00f0ur en vi\u00f0 h\u00e9ldum yfir hei\u00f0ina.<\/p>\n

Skutumst heim til a\u00f0 n\u00e1 \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 sem gleymdist og eftir a\u00f0 hafa skila\u00f0 af okkur einu p\u00f3stkorti n\u00e1\u00f0um vi\u00f0 loksins a\u00f0 yfirgefa b\u00e6inn t\u00e6plega \u00feremur t\u00edmum \u00e1 eftir \u00e1\u00e6tlun. Hellishei\u00f0in var svo vitavonlaus, 4 stikna skyggni \u00ed miklum vindi og rigningarsudda. Alltaf jafn gaman a\u00f0 koma ni\u00f0ur Kambana \u00ed mun skaplegra ve\u00f0ur!<\/p>\n

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\u00cd dag var slappa\u00f0 af \u00ed S\u00f3lt\u00fani, matur h\u00f3fst svo klukkan sex me\u00f0 d\u00fdrindis aspass\u00fapu, d\u00f6nskum hamborgarahrygg og me\u00f0l\u00e6ti.<\/p>\n

Gjafir voru opna\u00f0ar stuttu eftir mat og \u00fear sem a\u00f0 kr\u00edlin eru frekar \u00f3\u00feolinm\u00f3\u00f0 t\u00f3k \u00fea\u00f0 ekki \u00fdkja langan t\u00edma a\u00f0 t\u00e6ta \u00ed gegnum hr\u00faguna.<\/p>\n

F\u00e9kk Discworld-b\u00f3k, The Amazing Maurice and his educated Rodents<\/a>, b\u00f3k sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i eitt sinn tali\u00f0 a\u00f0 v\u00e6ri ekki \u00ed Discworld-ser\u00edunni en komst a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed fyrir nokkrum m\u00e1nu\u00f0um a\u00f0 h\u00fan v\u00e6ri \u00ed ser\u00edunni m\u00e9r til undrunar og gle\u00f0i. \u00de\u00e1 var h\u00fan a\u00f0eins til \u00ed har\u00f0spjalda\u00fatg\u00e1fu, en eins og allir vita eru \u00fe\u00e6r b\u00e6kur \u00e1 ver\u00f0i mannsmor\u00f0s. \u00c9g var eiginlega b\u00fainn a\u00f0 gleyma henni \u00feegar a\u00f0 \u00e9g loksins s\u00e1 hana \u00ed pakkanum m\u00ednum \u00ed kiljuformi. Las hana \u00ed kv\u00f6ld, Pratchett klikkar sjaldnast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00deetta var n\u00fa \u00e6vint\u00fdri \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ldi. Vi\u00f0 vorum a\u00f0 f\u00e1 okkur sn\u00f6ggan kv\u00f6ldver\u00f0 svona \u00e1\u00f0ur en vi\u00f0 kl\u00e1ru\u00f0um a\u00f0 keyra \u00fat pakka og h\u00e9ldum \u00e1 Selfoss til a\u00f0 verja j\u00f3lunum hj\u00e1 tengd\u00f3. Eftir a\u00f0 hafa kyngt s\u00ed\u00f0ustu bitunum af hamborgaranum fann \u00e9g allt \u00ed einu a\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 var laust \u00ed munninum. Sek\u00fandu s\u00ed\u00f0ar l\u00e1gu tannbrot […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","author-joi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}