{"id":471,"date":"2002-11-27T23:59:59","date_gmt":"2002-11-27T23:59:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=471"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=471","title":{"rendered":"J\u00f3laverkefni, kynl\u00edfshandj\u00e1rn og framhj\u00e1hald"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J\u00f3laverkefnist\u00f6rnin h\u00f3fst \u00ed dag, fengum afhenta sk\u00fdrslu yfir \u00fea\u00f0 sem fari\u00f0 er fram \u00e1. 3 vikur til a\u00f0 b\u00faa til netleikja\u00fej\u00f3nustu og nota til \u00feess EJB-baunir (sem eru \u00ed litlu upp\u00e1haldi). \u00deegar ma\u00f0ur er a\u00f0 vinna me\u00f0 \u00feessu jafnframt \u00fe\u00e1 ver\u00f0ur \u00feetta svol\u00edti\u00f0 miki\u00f0, bless bless l\u00edf \u00fear til 19. desember.<\/p>\n<p>Konur eru mun kr\u00e6fari en karlar, hvort sem vi\u00f0 erum a\u00f0 tala um <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=1816174\" title=\"Handcuffs the New Must-Have for Women?\">handj\u00e1rn \u00ed r\u00faminu<\/a> e\u00f0a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=1814585\" title=\"Women More Likely to Sleep with Interns?\">framhj\u00e1hald \u00ed vinnunni<\/a>. Svo halda unglingsstr\u00e1kar a\u00f0 stelpur s\u00e9u svo heilagar&#8230; kannski varnara\u00f0fer\u00f0 n\u00fat\u00edma\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0f\u00e9lags svo \u00fe\u00e6r endi ekki allar \u00f3fr\u00edskar 17 \u00e1ra? :p<\/p>\n<p>Kona \u00ed Kamb\u00f3d\u00edu \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 minnsta kosti ekki a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta \u00fea\u00f0 henda d\u00f3ttur s\u00edna heldur <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=1814578\" title=\"Partying Daughter Grounded, Foot Nailed to Floor\">negldi hana<\/a> vi\u00f0 g\u00f3lfi\u00f0. \u00d3tr\u00falegt.<\/p>\n<p>Sni\u00f0ugt.. breyta <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=1814556\" title=\"France May Fence in Schools to Curb Violence\">sk\u00f3lum \u00ed virki&#8230;<\/a> \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00e6rist ofbeldi\u00f0 bara \u00fat fyrir veggina \u00fear sem ekkert eftirlit er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 hafa. Eitthva\u00f0 vantar \u00fearna upp \u00e1 til a\u00f0 \u00feetta virki, hvernig v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0ast a\u00f0 r\u00f3tum vandans? \u00deessir forpoku\u00f0u \u00edhaldsmenn&#8230; st\u00e6rri byssur og meiri gaddav\u00edr er \u00feeirra svar vi\u00f0 \u00f6llu.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e9r er sama hva\u00f0 \u00feorra allra finnst, bj\u00f3r er ferlegur \u00e1 brag\u00f0i\u00f0 en kannski m\u00e1 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=1814536\" title=\"There's Beer to Wash Away Your Troubles\">ba\u00f0a sig<\/a> upp \u00far honum.<\/p>\n<p>Fur\u00f0u <a href=\"http:\/\/www.deiglan.com\/index.php?itemid=1623\" title=\"Leiksk\u00f3lal\u00f3g\u00edk fyrir fj\u00f6ldamor\u00f0um\">g\u00e1fuleg grein<\/a> \u00e1 Deiglunni! \u00cd svona st\u00f3rum h\u00f3pi h\u00f6funda hlj\u00f3ta a\u00f0 leynast einstaklingar sem ekki eru si\u00f0fer\u00f0islega blindir og er \u00fea\u00f0 vel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J\u00f3laverkefnist\u00f6rnin h\u00f3fst \u00ed dag, fengum afhenta sk\u00fdrslu yfir \u00fea\u00f0 sem fari\u00f0 er fram \u00e1. 3 vikur til a\u00f0 b\u00faa til netleikja\u00fej\u00f3nustu og nota til \u00feess EJB-baunir (sem eru \u00ed litlu upp\u00e1haldi). \u00deegar ma\u00f0ur er a\u00f0 vinna me\u00f0 \u00feessu jafnframt \u00fe\u00e1 ver\u00f0ur \u00feetta svol\u00edti\u00f0 miki\u00f0, bless bless l\u00edf \u00fear til 19. desember. Konur eru mun kr\u00e6fari [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","author-joi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}