{"id":466,"date":"2002-11-22T22:11:03","date_gmt":"2002-11-22T22:11:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=466"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=466","title":{"rendered":"Pr\u00f3f og fleira"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pr\u00f3fi\u00f0 \u00ed g\u00e6r gekk s\u00e6milega, \u00e9g er vo\u00f0alega l\u00e9legur samt \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 skrifa k\u00f3\u00f0a \u00e1 bla\u00f0. R\u00e9ttur ma\u00f0ur, rangt umhverfi. \u00c1 morgun er svo seinna pr\u00f3fi\u00f0, klukkan 9 \u00e1 laugardagsmorgni.<\/p>\n<p>V\u00edsindama\u00f0ur <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=1790144\" title=\"Scientist Burns Penis with Hot Laptop\">brennir f\u00e9lagann<\/a> me\u00f0 fart\u00f6lvu. Kj\u00f6ltutalva (laptop) er einmitt kolvitlaust heiti, \u00fea\u00f0 situr enginn me\u00f0 sj\u00f3\u00f0andi ketil \u00ed kj\u00f6ltunni er \u00fea\u00f0 nokku\u00f0? Ver\u00f0a vi\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0slega heitar, \u00e9g hef oftast st\u00f3ra og \u00feykka b\u00f3k undir ef \u00e9g sit me\u00f0 m\u00edna \u00ed fanginu og kemst hitinn \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 hluta \u00ed gegn.<\/p>\n<p>Eru fj\u00f6lskyldu- og vinatengsl \u00fe\u00edn \u00ed lagi e\u00f0a veit enginn a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e9rt til? Mun einhver ganga fram \u00e1 l\u00edk \u00feitt <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=1790104\" title=\"Woman, Son Found Mummified in Home\">\u00feremur \u00e1rum<\/a> eftir dau\u00f0a \u00feinn af tilviljun?<\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 er <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=1790061\" title=\"Civil Suit Filed Over Food Bill\">ekki alveg \u00fats\u00e9\u00f0<\/a> me\u00f0 a\u00f0 Chirac sleppi me\u00f0 a\u00f0 bru\u00f0la almannaf\u00e9 Par\u00edsarb\u00faa \u00ed kokka og kr\u00e6singar. Karlinn er gj\u00f6rspilltur eins og sannanir s\u00fdna, og alls ekki me\u00f0 \u00e1 n\u00f3tunum eins og s\u00e9st \u00ed beinum \u00fatsendingum \u00fear sem hann \u00feruglar.<\/p>\n<p>Auga\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00fea\u00f0 vill sj\u00e1, sj\u00e1 \u00feessar <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ritsumei.ac.jp\/~akitaoka\/index-e.html\">sj\u00f3nhverfingar<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>G\u00f3\u00f0 grein um <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/nato\/story\/0,12667,845189,00.html\" title=\"The Prague racket\">lyganeti\u00f0<\/a> sem umlykur NATO, \u00e1r\u00f3\u00f0ur og sannleikur eru eins og eldur og vatn, nema hva\u00f0 a\u00f0 erfi\u00f0ara a\u00f0 sl\u00f6kkva \u00e1r\u00f3\u00f0ur en eld.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pr\u00f3fi\u00f0 \u00ed g\u00e6r gekk s\u00e6milega, \u00e9g er vo\u00f0alega l\u00e9legur samt \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 skrifa k\u00f3\u00f0a \u00e1 bla\u00f0. R\u00e9ttur ma\u00f0ur, rangt umhverfi. \u00c1 morgun er svo seinna pr\u00f3fi\u00f0, klukkan 9 \u00e1 laugardagsmorgni. V\u00edsindama\u00f0ur brennir f\u00e9lagann me\u00f0 fart\u00f6lvu. Kj\u00f6ltutalva (laptop) er einmitt kolvitlaust heiti, \u00fea\u00f0 situr enginn me\u00f0 sj\u00f3\u00f0andi ketil \u00ed kj\u00f6ltunni er \u00fea\u00f0 nokku\u00f0? Ver\u00f0a vi\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0slega [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","author-joi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=466"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}