{"id":46,"date":"2001-09-28T21:42:00","date_gmt":"2001-09-28T21:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=46"},"modified":"2012-02-05T13:29:34","modified_gmt":"2012-02-05T13:29:34","slug":"sannleikurinn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=46","title":{"rendered":"Sannleikurinn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Skrapp \u00ed Eymundsson til a\u00f0 kaupa &#8220;Caf\u00e9 Creme 1&#8221; b\u00e6kurnar sem a\u00f0 \u00e9g mun notast vi\u00f0 \u00ed fr\u00f6nskun\u00e1minu. \u00dev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur var bara vinnub\u00f3kin til, \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0ra fer\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 finna lesb\u00f3kina. \u00dea\u00f0 sem kom m\u00e9r hins vegar mest \u00e1 \u00f3vart var a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e1 \u00ed hillu n\u00fdjustu kiljuna fr\u00e1 Terry Pratchett, &#8220;The Truth&#8221;. \u00dea\u00f0 sem a\u00f0 kom m\u00e9r svona miki\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00f3vart var a\u00f0 Amazon.co.uk segir a\u00f0 h\u00fan komi ekki \u00fat fyrr en 1. n\u00f3vember!<\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 undarlega \u00ed \u00feessu er a\u00f0 Pratchett er breskur rith\u00f6fundur, og The Truth er komin \u00fat \u00ed kilju \u00ed Amer\u00edku (en miki\u00f0 skelfilega er s\u00fa kilja lj\u00f3t) og er til s\u00f6lu \u00e1 Amazon.com. \u00deessi kilja sem \u00e9g keypti er gefin \u00fat af Corgi \u00ed Bretlandi, og l\u00edtur \u00fat eins og allar hinar Discworld kiljurnar m\u00ednar (25 talsins me\u00f0 The Truth), en samt er Amazon.co.uk ekki a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/0552147680\/worldfootballf04\">selja hana<\/a> fyrr en 1. n\u00f3vember? Amazon er raunar \u00ed miklu upp\u00e1haldi hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r, vefurinn \u00feeirra er til fyrirmyndar sem og \u00fej\u00f3nustan.<\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 er annars or\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 si\u00f0 hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a Doritos &#8220;Nacho cheese&#8221; og f\u00e1 m\u00e9r k\u00f3ksopa \u00e1 me\u00f0an a\u00f0 \u00e9g les Discworld b\u00f3k, man ekki alveg hvernig s\u00e1 si\u00f0ur kom til en \u00feetta er skemmtilegur og brag\u00f0g\u00f3\u00f0ur si\u00f0ur a\u00f0 m\u00ednu mati, \u00e9g er or\u00f0inn svo sta\u00f0fastur a\u00f0 f\u00e1 m\u00e9r sjaldan k\u00f3k og snakk, en fyrir svona b\u00e6kur gerir ma\u00f0ur undantekningar.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e1 eitt skr\u00edti\u00f0 \u00ed umfer\u00f0inni \u00ed dag, b\u00edll \u00e1 undan m\u00e9r var kyrfilega merktur Sj\u00f3v\u00e1-Almennum og Ol\u00eds, og svo st\u00f3\u00f0 me\u00f0 st\u00f3rum st\u00f6fum v\u00ed\u00f0s vegar \u00e1 honum &#8220;umfer\u00f0ar\u00f6ryggisfulltr\u00fai&#8221;. \u00c9g er ekki alveg viss um hva\u00f0 hann \u00e1 a\u00f0 gera, g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 \u00e1hugaver\u00f0 starfsl\u00fdsing. Annars er alltaf jafn gaman a\u00f0 velta \u00feessum germanska si\u00f0 a\u00f0 b\u00faa til l\u00f6ng samsett or\u00f0 fyrir s\u00e9r, \u00e1 me\u00f0an a\u00f0 r\u00f3manski si\u00f0urinn er s\u00e1 a\u00f0 setja la og de og \u00feess h\u00e1ttar forsetningar \u00e1 milli or\u00f0a, \u00feannig a\u00f0 ofangreint starfsheiti v\u00e6ri \u00e1 a\u00f0 giska 5 or\u00f0 \u00ed fr\u00f6nsku, jafnvel meira?<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1hugavert lesefni:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/content\/4\/21921.html\">MS spinmeisters invent huge demand for WinXP &#8220;story&#8221;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mbl.is\/mm\/frettir\/innlent\/frett?nid=744659\">\u00c9g styrki gott m\u00e1lefni \u00feegar \u00e9g fer \u00ed b\u00ed\u00f3<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Skrapp \u00ed Eymundsson til a\u00f0 kaupa &#8220;Caf\u00e9 Creme 1&#8221; b\u00e6kurnar sem a\u00f0 \u00e9g mun notast vi\u00f0 \u00ed fr\u00f6nskun\u00e1minu. \u00dev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur var bara vinnub\u00f3kin til, \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0ra fer\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 finna lesb\u00f3kina. \u00dea\u00f0 sem kom m\u00e9r hins vegar mest \u00e1 \u00f3vart var a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e1 \u00ed hillu n\u00fdjustu kiljuna fr\u00e1 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baekur","category-molasykur","author-joi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1472,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions\/1472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}