{"id":439,"date":"2002-10-26T20:40:00","date_gmt":"2002-10-26T20:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=439"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=439","title":{"rendered":"\u00de\u00f3 hann s\u00e9 rau\u00f0h\u00e6r\u00f0ur"},"content":{"rendered":"

Horf\u00f0i \u00e1 \u00fe\u00fdska boltann \u00ed dag, s\u00e1 leik Bayern M\u00fcnchen<\/a> og Hannover 96<\/a> sem enda\u00f0i 3-3. Ekki skil \u00e9g hva\u00f0 sumir eru a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fdski boltinn s\u00e9 lei\u00f0inlegur, \u00fea\u00f0 var n\u00f3g af markt\u00e6kif\u00e6rum, m\u00f6rkum (\u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 f\u00e1r\u00e1nleg s\u00e9 a\u00f0 meta g\u00e6\u00f0i leiksins af fj\u00f6lda marka sem eru skoru\u00f0) og til\u00ferifum og mikil spenna fram \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0ustu sek\u00fandu.<\/p>\n

Svona hafa flestir leikirnir sem \u00e9g hef s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00ed Bundesligunni veri\u00f0. Mun skemmtilegra en vi\u00f0ureignir flestra li\u00f0a \u00ed Englandi (\u00fear sem leikmenn geta ekki gefi\u00f0 boltann s\u00edn \u00e1 milli skammlaust) e\u00f0a \u00e1 \u00cdtal\u00edu (\u00fear sem varf\u00e6rnin er komin \u00ed \u00f6fgar). A\u00f0eins Sp\u00e1nn er me\u00f0 l\u00edklega skemmtilegri knattspyrnu og munar \u00fe\u00f3 ekki miklu.<\/p>\n

\u00deulirnir eru me\u00f0 sk\u00e1rsta m\u00f3ti \u00e1 R\u00daV, \u00fe\u00f3 finnst m\u00e9r alveg merkilegt hva\u00f0 \u00feeim finnst gaman a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 “\u00feessi s\u00e9 n\u00fa har\u00f0ur nagli \u00fe\u00f3 hann s\u00e9 a\u00f0eins 172 cm \u00e1 h\u00e6\u00f0” og \u00fear fram eftir g\u00f6tunum. Hva\u00f0 kemur h\u00e6\u00f0 leikmanna getu \u00feeirra vi\u00f0? \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki eins og a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9 blak e\u00f0a handbolti. Maradona var 168 cm minnir mig og Signori notar sk\u00f3 n\u00famer 37. \u00deetta er eins og ma\u00f0ur fari a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 “Kahn s\u00e9 n\u00fa g\u00f3\u00f0ur markma\u00f0ur, s\u00e9rstaklega ef mi\u00f0a\u00f0 er vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann er rau\u00f0h\u00e6r\u00f0ur” e\u00f0a a\u00f0 “Pele hafi veri\u00f0 knattspyrnusnillingur \u00fe\u00f3 hann hafi veri\u00f0 svertingi”. Bara h\u00e6tti\u00f0 \u00feessu rugli, s\u00e9rstaklega Arnar Bj\u00f6rnsson sem a\u00f0 er allra manna duglegastur vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 nefna h\u00e6\u00f0 allra sem eru undir 185 cm og undrast hva\u00f0 \u00feeir geta spila\u00f0. Sj\u00e1lfur er hann a\u00f0 \u00e9g held r\u00e9tt t\u00e6pir 190 cm og vir\u00f0ist telja a\u00f0 \u00feeir sem eru l\u00e6gri s\u00e9u s\u00ed\u00f0ri.<\/p>\n

D\u00e1lkah\u00f6fundurinn Giles Smith \u00fatsk\u00fdrir fyrir okkur h\u00e1v\u00edsindalegar a\u00f0fer\u00f0ir<\/a> sem a\u00f0 enska knattspyrnusambandi\u00f0 notar til a\u00f0 \u00e1kvar\u00f0a leikb\u00f6nn og sektir. \u00dea\u00f0 vir\u00f0ist nefnilega vera jafn alvarlegt a\u00f0 segja eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed hita leiksins og a\u00f0 st\u00f3rmei\u00f0a menn me\u00f0 fantaskap. Graeme Souness er n\u00fa b\u00fainn a\u00f0 f\u00e1 3 leikja bann fyrir a\u00f0 \u00f6skra \u00e1 d\u00f3mara, miki\u00f0 held \u00e9g a\u00f0 knattspyrna yr\u00f0i lei\u00f0inleg ef allir \u00e6ttu a\u00f0 sitja \u00fe\u00f6gulir eins og \u00ed leikh\u00fasi. \u00deetta er komi\u00f0 \u00fat \u00ed \u00f6fgar \u00feegar menn eru a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 “hreinsa \u00edmynd” leiksins, \u00fea\u00f0 er banna\u00f0 a\u00f0 bl\u00f3ta, banna\u00f0 a\u00f0 bora \u00ed nefi\u00f0 \u00e1 vellinum og banna\u00f0 a\u00f0 s\u00fdna tilfinningar. Br\u00e1\u00f0um ver\u00f0ur banna\u00f0 a\u00f0 sparka \u00ed boltann \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er ofbeldisfullt.<\/p>\n

A\u00f0rar fr\u00e9ttir \u00far f\u00f3tboltanum eru \u00fe\u00e6r a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er st\u00f3rfr\u00e9tt \u00ed Englandi a\u00f0 Diego Forlan hafi skora\u00f0 fyrir Manchester United, hans fyrsta alv\u00f6ru mark (fyrsta marki\u00f0 var \u00far v\u00edtaspyrnu) eftir fj\u00f6ldamarga leiki. Frekar skondin fr\u00e9tt, grey str\u00e1kurinn. Hei\u00f0ar Helguson var svo vondur vi\u00f0 m\u00edna menn \u00ed Sheffield Wednesday, hann skora\u00f0i sigurmarki\u00f0 fyrir Watford \u00ed dag. Wednesday ver\u00f0a \u00ed miklum fallslag aftur \u00feetta \u00e1ri\u00f0.<\/p>\n

\u00dear sem \u00e9g er einn \u00ed koti \u00feessa helgina \u00fe\u00e1 leit \u00e9g a\u00f0eins til m\u00f6mmu og f\u00e9kk \u00fear lambal\u00e6ri. \u00c9g s\u00e1 l\u00edka gleraugun hans K\u00e1ra<\/a>, hans fyrstu. Vi\u00f0 erum \u00fev\u00ed or\u00f0nir tveir br\u00e6\u00f0urnir sem eru sj\u00f3ndaprir.<\/p>\n

H\u00fasverkin geta or\u00f0i\u00f0 fj\u00f6rugri ef a\u00f0 hreinsiefni \u00far v\u00edni<\/a> koma \u00e1 marka\u00f0. \u00c6tli \u00fe\u00e1 ver\u00f0i slegist um a\u00f0 gera h\u00fasverkin?<\/p>\n

Af \u00fatl\u00f6ndum er \u00fea\u00f0 svo a\u00f0 fr\u00e9tta a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 vir\u00f0ist sem a\u00f0 R\u00fassar hafi drepi\u00f0 90 g\u00edsla me\u00f0 taugagasinu sem \u00feeir notu\u00f0u til \u00feess a\u00f0 slj\u00f3vga \u00fe\u00e1 sem inni voru. P\u00fat\u00edn ba\u00f0st afs\u00f6kunar \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpsvi\u00f0tali, \u00fea\u00f0 kyssir au\u00f0vita\u00f0 \u00e1 b\u00e1gti\u00f0 hj\u00e1 a\u00f0standendum… kl\u00fa\u00f0ur!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Horf\u00f0i \u00e1 \u00fe\u00fdska boltann \u00ed dag, s\u00e1 leik Bayern M\u00fcnchen og Hannover 96 sem enda\u00f0i 3-3. Ekki skil \u00e9g hva\u00f0 sumir eru a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fdski boltinn s\u00e9 lei\u00f0inlegur, \u00fea\u00f0 var n\u00f3g af markt\u00e6kif\u00e6rum, m\u00f6rkum (\u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 f\u00e1r\u00e1nleg s\u00e9 a\u00f0 meta g\u00e6\u00f0i leiksins af fj\u00f6lda marka sem eru skoru\u00f0) og til\u00ferifum og mikil spenna fram […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","author-joi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}