{"id":436,"date":"2002-10-23T21:27:17","date_gmt":"2002-10-23T21:27:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=436"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=436","title":{"rendered":"Vefver\u00f0launin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cdslensku <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vefsyn.is\/Apps\/WebObjects\/Vefsyn25.woa\/wa\/dp?detail=1000060&#038;name=frettir\" title=\"ekkert vo\u00f0a f\u00ednt \u00ed m\u00ednum b\u00f3kum reyndar\">vefver\u00f0launin<\/a> voru afhent \u00e1\u00f0an, m\u00ednir menn hj\u00e1 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.baggalutur.is\" title=\"Baggalutur.is\">Baggal\u00fat<\/a> unnu ver\u00f0skulda\u00f0an sigur \u00ed flokki af\u00fereyingarvefja. S\u00fdnist a\u00f0 \u00e9g kannist vi\u00f0 alla me\u00f0limi d\u00f3mnefndar (sem heitir v\u00edst Hin \u00edslenska vefakadem\u00eda&#8230;) utan eins.<\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 er \u00fdmislegt \u00e1 sig lagt til a\u00f0 komast \u00ed heimsmetab\u00f3k Guinnes, kona ein var \u00ed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/news_article.jhtml?type=humannews&#038;StoryID=1619906\" title=\"Woman Shrugs Off Scorpion Stings, Sets Record\">32 daga \u00ed herbergi<\/a> \u00e1samt 3.400 spor\u00f0drekum. \u00deetta sl\u00e6r gamla meti\u00f0 sem var 30 dagar og 2.700 spor\u00f0drekar. H\u00fan var stungin 9 sinnum en \u00fea\u00f0 haf\u00f0i engin \u00e1hrif \u00e1 hana \u00fear sem h\u00fan er komin me\u00f0 \u00f3n\u00e6mi gegn eitri \u00feeirra eftir 6 \u00e1ra starf vi\u00f0 spor\u00f0drekas\u00fdningar. Launin eru f\u00e6rslan \u00ed heimsmetab\u00f3kina og 1.000 dollarar, ekki \u00fdkja h\u00e1tt t\u00edmakaup \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>K\u00f6ld eru <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/news_article.jhtml?type=humannews&#038;StoryID=1619923\" title=\"Policewoman Makes Blind Date to Nab Thief\">kvennar\u00e1\u00f0<\/a>. \u00de\u00fdsk l\u00f6greglukona gr\u00f3f upp fars\u00edman\u00famer eftirl\u00fdsts gl\u00e6pamanns, hringdi \u00ed hann og \u00fe\u00f3ttist hafa hringt \u00ed skakkt n\u00famer, spjalla\u00f0i hann til og kom stefnum\u00f3ti \u00ed kring. Ma\u00f0urinn m\u00e6tti \u00ed s\u00ednu f\u00ednasta p\u00fassi en a\u00f0 stefnum\u00f3tinu loknu (athugi\u00f0&#8230; a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed loknu&#8230; ekki um lei\u00f0 og hann m\u00e6tti) var hann handtekinn.<\/p>\n<p>Sorgleg voru <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/news_article.jhtml?type=humannews&#038;StoryID=1619910\" title=\"Crocodile Kills German Tourist in Australia\">\u00f6rl\u00f6g \u00fe\u00fdsku stelpunnar<\/a> sem f\u00e9kk s\u00e9r sundsprett undir lj\u00f3si fulls tungls. H\u00fan nefnilega stakk s\u00e9r til sunds \u00ed nor\u00f0urhluta \u00c1stral\u00edu \u00fear sem kr\u00f3k\u00f3d\u00edlar eru vel fj\u00f6lmennir, h\u00fan og hinir t\u00faristarnir hunsu\u00f0u a\u00f0v\u00f6runarskiltin sem b\u00f6nnu\u00f0u sund \u00e1 sta\u00f0num. \u00dea\u00f0 sem \u00e1tti a\u00f0 vera falleg stund kosta\u00f0i hana l\u00edfi\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>L\u00edfi\u00f0 er stutt, en \u00fea\u00f0 hangir l\u00edka \u00e1 bl\u00e1\u00fer\u00e6\u00f0i. Af hverju a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta \u00e1 dau\u00f0ann vegna einnar reynslu \u00feegar svo \u00f3talmargar a\u00f0rar b\u00ed\u00f0a?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cdslensku vefver\u00f0launin voru afhent \u00e1\u00f0an, m\u00ednir menn hj\u00e1 Baggal\u00fat unnu ver\u00f0skulda\u00f0an sigur \u00ed flokki af\u00fereyingarvefja. S\u00fdnist a\u00f0 \u00e9g kannist vi\u00f0 alla me\u00f0limi d\u00f3mnefndar (sem heitir v\u00edst Hin \u00edslenska vefakadem\u00eda&#8230;) utan eins. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00fdmislegt \u00e1 sig lagt til a\u00f0 komast \u00ed heimsmetab\u00f3k Guinnes, kona ein var \u00ed 32 daga \u00ed herbergi \u00e1samt 3.400 spor\u00f0drekum. \u00deetta [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","author-joi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=436"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}