{"id":296,"date":"2002-06-05T21:11:12","date_gmt":"2002-06-05T21:11:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=296"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=296","title":{"rendered":"HM:Dagur 6 – 1. umfer\u00f0 l\u00fdkur"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ef svo \u00f3l\u00edklega vill til a\u00f0 greyin Sverrir<\/a> og \u00c1rmann<\/a> slysist inn \u00e1 \u00feessa s\u00ed\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e1 b\u00fd\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feeim \u00ed HM-\u00e1horf \u00ed Betrab\u00f3li. \u00c9g vakna alla morgna klukkan sex og horfi \u00e1 leiki dagsins fram til a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a eitt. Svo lengi sem \u00feeir \u00f6skra ekki of miki\u00f0 fyrir klukkan sj\u00f6, konan og n\u00e1grannarnir mega j\u00fa sofa \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 \u00e9g horfi \u00e1 minn bolta.<\/p>\n

R\u00fassland 2-0 T\u00fanis<\/b>
\n\u00deetta var n\u00fa me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed \u00f3d\u00fdrara sko. R\u00fassar voru lengi vel \u00e1 h\u00e6lunum, T\u00fanismenn \u00f3gnu\u00f0u \u00feeim hva\u00f0 eftir anna\u00f0 me\u00f0 lipru spili og g\u00f3\u00f0ri li\u00f0svinnu. \u00c1 59. m\u00edn\u00fatu er \u00fevaga vi\u00f0 v\u00edtateig T\u00fanismanna, markma\u00f0urinn handsamar kn\u00f6ttinn og \u00ed stundarbrj\u00e1l\u00e6\u00f0i kastar hann boltanum \u00fat \u00e1 vinstri kantinn, beint \u00e1 R\u00fassa sem a\u00f0 reynir a\u00f0 brj\u00f3tast upp a\u00f0 v\u00edtateignum, missir boltann \u00fear en Igor Titov n\u00e6r a\u00f0 kl\u00f3ra \u00ed kn\u00f6ttinn me\u00f0 st\u00f3rut\u00e1 og skorar mark fr\u00e1 ja\u00f0ri v\u00edtateigsins. T\u00fanismenn halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta r\u00fassnesku v\u00f6rnina skammast s\u00edn en eftir 5 m\u00edn\u00fatur n\u00e1 R\u00fassar a\u00f0 senda boltann yfir mi\u00f0l\u00ednu \u00e1 s\u00f3knarmann sem a\u00f0 fer mikinn \u00ed v\u00edtateignum og h\u00e1lfpartinn vei\u00f0ir v\u00edtaspyrnu. Karpin skorar af \u00f6ryggi og gj\u00f6rsamlega gegn gangi leiksins eru R\u00fassar me\u00f0 2-0 forystu. T\u00fanismenn halda \u00e1fram s\u00f3knartilraunum s\u00ednum og eiga fj\u00f6ldam\u00f6rg n\u00e6stum-\u00fev\u00ed-f\u00e6ri sem og alv\u00f6ru f\u00e6ri, R\u00fassar bjarga vi\u00f0 l\u00ednu og \u00fear fram eftir g\u00f6tunum. \u00darslitin endurspegla alls ekki leikinn sj\u00e1lfan en svona er knattspyrnan. \u00dea\u00f0 sem m\u00e9r finnst verst er a\u00f0 \u00d6rn f\u00e6r fyrir \u00feetta 15 stig \u00ed Draumadeildinni, 5 stig fyrir hvern varnarmann R\u00fassa sem hann er me\u00f0 \u00ed li\u00f0inu s\u00ednu. \u00dea\u00f0 vill svo skemmtilega til a\u00f0 \u00feessir menn voru einmitt hrikalega l\u00e9legir \u00ed leiknum en \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki horft \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0, hann tekur \u00fev\u00ed svakalega forystu \u00ed draumadeildinni. Skandall.<\/p>\n

Port\u00fagal 2-3 Bandar\u00edkin<\/b>
\nHva\u00f0 skal segja? Port\u00fagalir byrja leikinn af \u00e1kafa og me\u00f0 \u00feessu f\u00edna spili s\u00ednu, Bandar\u00edkjamenn f\u00e1 hornspyrnu \u00e1 3. m\u00edn\u00fatu og skora \u00far henni eftir klaufagang varnarmanna. “J\u00e6ja, heimurinn ferst svo sem ekki” hugsa Port\u00fagalir og stilla bara aftur upp. Port\u00fagalir halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 s\u00fdna galdram\u00e1tt sinn en varnarl\u00ednan vir\u00f0ist vo\u00f0alega veik, \u00feungir mi\u00f0ver\u00f0irnir hafa ekkert \u00ed flj\u00f3ta s\u00f3knarmenn Bandar\u00edkjanna. Eftir h\u00e1lft\u00edma myndast \u00fevaga fyrir framan v\u00edtateig Port\u00fagala, varnarma\u00f0ur sendir boltann \u00e1 mi\u00f0jumann r\u00e9tt fyrir utan teiginn en hann rennur og Bandar\u00edkjama\u00f0ur kemst \u00ed boltann, reynir a\u00f0 stinga boltanum inn \u00ed teiginn en Port\u00fagali hreinsar \u00ed burtu \u00ed \u00e1tt a\u00f0 hli\u00f0arl\u00ednu, stendur \u00fe\u00e1 ekki \u00fear Bandar\u00edkjama\u00f0ur sem er fullkomlega rangst\u00e6\u00f0ur, en \u00ed r\u00e9tti \u00fear sem Port\u00fagali sendi \u00e1 hann. Bandar\u00edkjama\u00f0urinn fer n\u00e6r og gefur fyrir a\u00f0 marki, fl\u00fdgur \u00fe\u00e1 ekki Jorge Costa fyrir, boltinn fer \u00ed kollinn \u00e1 honum, breytir um stefnu og lekur inn \u00ed n\u00e6rhorni\u00f0. 2-0! \u00c1fram halda Port\u00fagalirnir s\u00f3kn sinni en sex m\u00edn\u00fatum s\u00ed\u00f0ar geysast Bandar\u00edkjamenn \u00ed s\u00f3kn, gefa fyrir marki\u00f0 og \u00fear horfir Fernando Couto \u00e1 Bandar\u00edkjamanninn, sem hann \u00e1tti a\u00f0 passa, skalla boltinn \u00ed marki\u00f0 einn og \u00f3\u00e1reittur. 3-0! N\u00fana f\u00f3ru Port\u00fagalir a\u00f0eins a\u00f0 p\u00e6la \u00ed hlutunum, “b\u00edddu.. \u00fea\u00f0 er 3-0 fyrir \u00deEIM?! \u00deetta er eitthva\u00f0 ekki a\u00f0 passa” og hefja st\u00f3rs\u00f3kn. Atgangurinn skilar a\u00f0eins einu marki fyrir h\u00e1lfleik. Seinni h\u00e1lfleikur er eign Port\u00fagala, en alltaf vantar smi\u00f0sh\u00f6ggi\u00f0 \u00e1 a\u00f0 n\u00e1 marki, fyrir utan sj\u00e1lfsmark Bandar\u00edkjamanna. \u00d3v\u00e6nt \u00farslit, og sta\u00f0an \u00ed ri\u00f0linum alveg \u00f6fug vi\u00f0 sp\u00e1r manna. Port\u00fagalir ver\u00f0a a\u00f0 vinna b\u00e1\u00f0a leikina sem eftir eru til a\u00f0 eiga von n\u00fana.<\/p>\n

1. umfer\u00f0 b\u00fain<\/b>
\n\u00dear me\u00f0 lauk 1. umfer\u00f0 ri\u00f0lakeppninnar. Fr\u00e1b\u00e6r skemmtun \u00ed flest\u00f6llum leikjanna, m\u00f6rg \u00f3v\u00e6nt \u00farslit og ekki einn einasti 0-0 leikur. Samtals skoru\u00f0 45 m\u00f6rk sem a\u00f0 mig grunar a\u00f0 s\u00e9 n\u00fdtt met. Gaman a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hversu mikill s\u00f3knarbolti hefur veri\u00f0 \u00ed gangi, sem og a\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ir utan Evr\u00f3pu og Su\u00f0ur-Amer\u00edku eru or\u00f0nar feykisterkar. Enn\u00fe\u00e1 eru \u00fe\u00f3 st\u00f3ru n\u00f6fnin undir verndarv\u00e6ng d\u00f3mara, \u00fea\u00f0 skiptir m\u00e1li \u00feegar s\u00f3knarma\u00f0ur er felldur \u00ed v\u00edtateig hvort hann er brasil\u00edskur e\u00f0a tyrkneskur, \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0verji e\u00f0a T\u00fanisma\u00f0ur. Evr\u00f3pu\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0irnar eru n\u00fa b\u00fanar a\u00f0 vakna upp vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 hno\u00f0boltinn \u00feeirra virkar ekki lengur gegna \u00f3\u00feekktari li\u00f0unum, a\u00f0eins \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0verjar g\u00e1tu n\u00fdtt s\u00e9r hann vel gegn S\u00e1dum.<\/p>\n

\u00de\u00fdskaland 1-1 \u00cdrland<\/b>
\n\u00dej\u00f3\u00f0verjar rassskelltu vont li\u00f0 S\u00e1di-Araba \u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0asta leik s\u00ednum, og l\u00edti\u00f0 h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 d\u00e6ma um styrkleika \u00feeirra \u00fear. \u00deessi leikur reyndist me\u00f0 \u00feeim lei\u00f0inlegri \u00ed keppninni hinga\u00f0 til. Tv\u00e6r Evr\u00f3pu\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ir m\u00e6tast me\u00f0 frekar lei\u00f0inlegan st\u00edl hvor um sig, hno\u00f0ast upp me\u00f0 boltann og svo er krossa\u00f0 fyrir framherjana, svipu\u00f0 f\u00e1gun og skemmtun og v\u00e9lmenni s\u00fdnir vi\u00f0 f\u00e6riband \u00ed verksmi\u00f0ju. M\u00e6tti \u00e9g \u00fe\u00e1 bi\u00f0ja um a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 Su\u00f0ur-K\u00f3reu, N\u00edger\u00edu, Tyrkland og fj\u00f6ldamargar \u00f6nnur l\u00f6nd spila. \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0verjar reyndust vera svipa\u00f0ir og \u00e1\u00f0ur, firnasterk 6 manna varnarl\u00edna me\u00f0 3 manna fremri varnarl\u00ednu. Ekki neitt fyrir auga\u00f0 en \u00feeir eru gera \u00fea\u00f0 vel sem \u00feeir gera, loka sv\u00e6\u00f0um og umkringja s\u00f3knarmenn og hno\u00f0a svo boltanum upp v\u00f6llinn. Minn mann \u00ed \u00de\u00fdskalandi vantar s\u00e1rlega, Mehmet Scholl sem er meiddur (knattspyrnuh\u00e6fileikana s\u00e6kir hann til Tyrklands). \u00cdrarnir eru vo\u00f0a duglegir greyin en spila ekki miki\u00f0 s\u00edn \u00e1 milli, hno\u00f0ast upp me\u00f0 boltann. \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0verjar skora sk\u00f3lab\u00f3karmark \u00ed fyrri h\u00e1lfleik, \u00cdrar jafna \u00e1 bar\u00e1ttunni \u00e1 92. m\u00edn\u00fatu. \u00d6rn kom vi\u00f0 og s\u00e1 hluta af leiknum, hann er me\u00f0 Kahn \u00ed li\u00f0inu s\u00ednu \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hlakka\u00f0i \u00ed honum \u00feegar hann f\u00f3r \u00e1 80. m\u00edn\u00fatu. \u00c9g var\u00f0 n\u00fa a\u00f0 hringja og segja honum a\u00f0 Kahn hef\u00f0i ekki haldi\u00f0 hreinu, engin sex stig \u00fear. \u00deessi 15 fyrir l\u00e9legu R\u00fassana voru meira en n\u00f3g fyrir hann \u00ed dag.<\/p>\n

Eftir boltann skaust \u00e9g \u00e1 Kambsveginn og hringdi \u00e1 grei\u00f0ab\u00edl, vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum me\u00f0 hj\u00f3lin okkar og b\u00f3kask\u00e1p \u00e1 Fl\u00f3kag\u00f6tuna. Enn er pl\u00e1ss fyrir fleiri h\u00fasg\u00f6gn en \u00fea\u00f0 minnkar \u00f6rt. Ragna bau\u00f0 okkur \u00ed mat, Sigurr\u00f3s vann frameftir \u00feannig a\u00f0 h\u00fan f\u00e9kk hann bara mauka\u00f0an. Fengum svo Einar fr\u00e6nda hennar upp \u00far 21 til a\u00f0 meta me\u00f0 okkur \u00fe\u00e6r framkv\u00e6mdir sem eru n\u00e6st \u00e1 dagskr\u00e1. Ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 alltaf a\u00f0 t\u00e9kka \u00e1 hva\u00f0 atvinnumenn hafa a\u00f0 segja um hluti sem vi\u00f0vaningar \u00e6tla a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 gera. Reynslan er nefnilega merkilega g\u00f3\u00f0ur kennari.<\/p>\n

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    Ef svo \u00f3l\u00edklega vill til a\u00f0 greyin Sverrir og \u00c1rmann slysist inn \u00e1 \u00feessa s\u00ed\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e1 b\u00fd\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feeim \u00ed HM-\u00e1horf \u00ed Betrab\u00f3li. \u00c9g vakna alla morgna klukkan sex og horfi \u00e1 leiki dagsins fram til a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a eitt. Svo lengi sem \u00feeir \u00f6skra ekki of miki\u00f0 fyrir klukkan sj\u00f6, konan og n\u00e1grannarnir mega j\u00fa […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","author-joi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}