{"id":1376,"date":"2006-11-01T21:56:16","date_gmt":"2006-11-01T21:56:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=1376"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=1376","title":{"rendered":"Dr. Kerlingab\u00f3k"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cd fr&eacute;ttum St&ouml;&eth;var tv&ouml; \u00ed g&aelig;rkv&ouml;ld kom fram einhver l&aelig;knir (hvers nafn &eacute;g man ekki) sem fussa&eth;i og sveia&eth;i yfir &thorn;v\u00ed a&eth; f\u00f3lk g&aelig;ti fari&eth; \u00ed &thorn;r\u00edv\u00edddars\u00f3nar og s&eacute;&eth; &thorn;ar myndir af \u00f3f&aelig;ddum b&ouml;rnum s\u00ednum.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cd kringum me&eth;g&ouml;ngu og barnsbur&eth; er g\u00edfurlegur s&aelig;gur af kerlingarb\u00f3kum, f\u00f3lk &aelig;tti a&eth; l\u00e1ta sem barni&eth; s&eacute; ekki til, s&eacute; ekki \u00e1 lei&eth;inni og gera engar r\u00e1&eth;stafanir. &THORN;a&eth; &aelig;tti ekki a&eth; forvitnast um kyn barnsins e&eth;a a&eth;ra hagi &thorn;ess, &thorn;a&eth; v&aelig;ri j\u00fa a&eth; <em>k\u00edkja \u00ed pakkann<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g veit ekki alveg hvernig anna&eth; f\u00f3lk b\u00fdr til b&ouml;rnin s\u00edn en &eacute;g var ekki a&eth; b\u00faa til neinn pakka, vi&eth; unnum a&eth; &thorn;v\u00ed m\u00e1nu&eth;um saman a&eth; b\u00faa til n\u00fdtt l\u00edf og viljum sem mest vita um &thorn;a&eth;. &THORN;a&eth; eru \u00f3f\u00e1ar kerlingarb&aelig;kurnar sem hafa pirra&eth; okkur hj\u00f3nin fr\u00e1 f\u00f3lki sem meinar vel en &thorn;ylur upp f\u00e1r\u00e1nlega hj\u00e1tr\u00fa og hindurvitni.<\/p>\n<p>Ein r&ouml;k l&aelig;knisins voru &thorn;au a&eth; <em>ef eitthva&eth; s&eacute;st<\/em> sem ekkert er h&aelig;gt a&eth; gera vi&eth;, <em>hva&eth; &thorn;\u00e1?<\/em> &THORN;arna sk\u00edn \u00ed gegn \u00f3forskamma&eth;ur hroki. A&eth; l&aelig;knast&eacute;ttin eigi a&eth; eiga einkar&eacute;tt \u00e1 &thorn;v\u00ed a&eth; vita a&eth; eitthva&eth; g&aelig;ti veri&eth; a&eth; afkv&aelig;mi manns! A&eth; &thorn;a&eth; s&eacute; <em>betra<\/em> fyrir mann sj\u00e1lfan a&eth; vita ekki um m&ouml;gulega kvilla, jafnvel l\u00edfsh&aelig;ttulega fyrir barni&eth;?<\/p>\n<p>&THORN;essi f\u00e1d&aelig;ma f\u00e1r\u00e1nlega sko&eth;un hans er svo \u00f3forsk&ouml;mmu&eth; a&eth; &eacute;g mun g&aelig;ta &thorn;ess vandlega a&eth; &thorn;essi ma&eth;ur komi ekki n\u00e1l&aelig;gt okkar barni. Ef eitthva&eth; er a&eth; &thorn;\u00e1 viljum vi&eth; au&eth;vita&eth; vita &thorn;a&eth;, hvort sem um \u00f3l&aelig;knandi tilfelli e&eth;a ekki er um a&eth; r&aelig;&eth;a!<\/p>\n<p>A&eth; vilja neita f\u00f3lki um a&eth; fara \u00ed &thorn;r\u00edv\u00edddars\u00f3nar (sem vir&eth;ist nefnast fj\u00f3rv\u00edddar? hva&eth;an kemur fj\u00f3r&eth;a v\u00edddin&#8230;) af &thorn;v\u00ed a&eth; &thorn;a&eth; hafi bara ekki gott af &thorn;v\u00ed a&eth; vita meira&#8230; vi&eth; h&ouml;fum panta&eth; t\u00edma \u00ed &thorn;r\u00edv\u00edddars\u00f3nar og hlakkar miki&eth; til. Ef eitthva&eth; \u00f3v&aelig;nt finnst &thorn;ar, &thorn;r\u00e1tt fyrir a&eth; vi&eth; h&ouml;fum &thorn;egar fari&eth; \u00ed snemms\u00f3nar, hnakka&thorn;ykktarm&aelig;lingu og 20-vikna s\u00f3nar, &thorn;\u00e1 vitum vi&eth; a&eth; &thorn;&aelig;r r\u00e1&eth;stafanir voru ekki n\u00f3g, vi&eth; viljum vita ef eitthva&eth; er a&eth;.<\/p>\n<p>Vi&eth; f&ouml;rum \u00ed &thorn;r\u00edv\u00edddars\u00f3narinn til a&eth; f\u00e1 a&eth; sj\u00e1 betur &thorn;a&eth; sem vi&eth; bjuggum til, &thorn;etta er enginn pakki sem okkur er r&eacute;ttur af himnum ofan. Dr. Kerlingarb\u00f3k m\u00e1 eiga sig og fornaldarh&aelig;tti s\u00edna.<\/p>\n<p>Hann klykkti \u00fat me&eth; &thorn;v\u00ed a&eth; &thorn;a&eth; v&aelig;ri til d&aelig;mis alveg svakalegt ef ma&eth;ur g&aelig;ti n\u00fa panta&eth; s&eacute;r t\u00edma til a&eth; l\u00e1ta skanna allan l\u00edkamann til a&eth; sj\u00e1 hvort &aelig;xli s&eacute; einhver sta&eth;ar, ef &thorn;a&eth; fyndist ekki \u00ed sp\u00edtalagr&aelig;jum &thorn;\u00e1 &aelig;tti ma&eth;ur ekki a&eth; f\u00e1 a&eth; reyna meira.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g vil a&eth; heilbrig&eth;iskerfi&eth; s&eacute; me&eth; allra bestu t&aelig;kni og &thorn;j\u00f3nustu sem v&ouml;l er \u00e1. \u00c1 me&eth;an a&eth; stj\u00f3rn sp\u00edtalanna fer fram eins og n\u00fa er og &thorn;eir eru a&eth; auki fj\u00e1rsveltir er &thorn;a&eth; &thorn;v\u00ed mi&eth;ur ekki \u00e1 dagskr\u00e1. Lausn Dr. Kerlingarb\u00f3kar vir&eth;ist vera s\u00fa a&eth; einfaldlega s&aelig;tta sig vi&eth; &thorn;a&eth;&#8230; \u00ed sta&eth; &thorn;ess a&eth; vilja leysa vandam\u00e1li&eth; \u00e1 sp\u00edt&ouml;lunum &thorn;ar sem allir eiga a&eth; vera jafnir &thorn;\u00e1 \u00e1 a&eth; banna &thorn;eim sem vilja leita frekari a&eth;sto&eth;ar &thorn;ess, samanber kv&ouml;rtunina til landl&aelig;knis.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g vil ekki a&eth; til s&eacute; eitt heilbrig&eth;iskerfi fyrir f\u00e1t&aelig;ka og anna&eth; fyrir efna&eth;a eins og hann \u00f3ttast. <\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g vil heldur ekki a&eth; komi&eth; s&eacute; fram vi&eth; mig eins og sm\u00e1barn og reynt a&eth; setja l&ouml;gbann \u00e1 &thorn;j\u00f3nustu sem er valfrj\u00e1ls. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cd fr&eacute;ttum St&ouml;&eth;var tv&ouml; \u00ed g&aelig;rkv&ouml;ld kom fram einhver l&aelig;knir (hvers nafn &eacute;g man ekki) sem fussa&eth;i og sveia&eth;i yfir &thorn;v\u00ed a&eth; f\u00f3lk g&aelig;ti fari&eth; \u00ed &thorn;r\u00edv\u00edddars\u00f3nar og s&eacute;&eth; &thorn;ar myndir af \u00f3f&aelig;ddum b&ouml;rnum s\u00ednum. \u00cd kringum me&eth;g&ouml;ngu og barnsbur&eth; er g\u00edfurlegur s&aelig;gur af kerlingarb\u00f3kum, f\u00f3lk &aelig;tti a&eth; l\u00e1ta sem barni&eth; s&eacute; ekki til, s&eacute; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","author-joi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1376"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}