{"id":1275,"date":"2005-08-01T22:05:32","date_gmt":"2005-08-01T22:05:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=1275"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=1275","title":{"rendered":"Barneignir, paranoja, banani og nektars\u00fdning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Svona fyrst a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 erum or\u00f0in gift og svona \u00fe\u00e1 g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 barn poppi \u00ed heiminn \u00e1 n\u00e6stu \u00e1rum. Vi\u00f0 \u00e6tlum \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 taka r\u00e1\u00f0um <a href=\"http:\/\/news.scotsman.com\/topics.cfm?tid=609&#038;id=1694282005\" title=\"Family planner has 77 children\">\u00feessa manns<\/a> og ekki eignast 77 b\u00f6rn eins og hann.<\/p>\n<p>Vesturl\u00f6ndin eru a\u00f0 missa sig \u00ed paranoju, sem kemur verr \u00fat \u00e1 endanum fyrir alla en sj\u00e1lfir atbur\u00f0irnir sem kveiktu hana, \u00fev\u00ed er gle\u00f0ilegt a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 a\u00f0 f\u00e1r\u00e1nleg lagasetning \u00ed Bretlandi, sem \u00e1tti a\u00f0 &#8220;hl\u00edfa&#8221; \u00feingm\u00f6nnum \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 mann m\u00f3tm\u00e6la atkv\u00e6\u00f0agrei\u00f0slu \u00feeirra \u00ed \u00cdraksstr\u00ed\u00f0inu, hefur <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/england\/london\/4725907.stm\" title=\"Parliament protester wins battle\">ekki n\u00e1\u00f0 a\u00f0 hrekja m\u00f3tm\u00e6landann \u00ed burtu<\/a>. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00fearf alvarlega a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a \u00fea\u00f0 hvers vegna veri\u00f0 er a\u00f0 leggja meiri og meiri \u00e1herslu \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 opinberir starfsmenn og r\u00e1\u00f0amenn sj\u00e1i ekki &#8220;lj\u00f3tt&#8221; og heyri ekki &#8220;lj\u00f3tt&#8221;. Lj\u00f3tt \u00ed \u00feessum skilningi allt \u00fea\u00f0 sem er andst\u00e6tt \u00feeirra sko\u00f0unum.<\/p>\n<p>Banana-a\u00f0d\u00e1endur taki\u00f0 eftir, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.popsci.com\/popsci\/science\/article\/0,20967,1076199,00.html\" title=\"Can This Fruit Be Saved?\">bananinn er \u00ed \u00fatr\u00fdmingarh\u00e6ttu<\/a>. \u00deeir sem lesa \u00feessa grein sj\u00e1 \u00fe\u00f3 v\u00e6ntanlega a\u00f0 \u00fearna er veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 tala um Cavendish-afbrig\u00f0i\u00f0 eing\u00f6ngu, sem er n\u00faverandi bananinn okkar. Til eru \u00fe\u00fasundir afbrig\u00f0a en hin \u00feykja v\u00edst f\u00e6st n\u00f3gu sme\u00f0juleg til a\u00f0 fylla skar\u00f0i\u00f0. St\u00f3rmerkileg grein.<\/p>\n<p>Verst hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er oftast svalt h\u00e9rna \u00e1 Fr\u00f3ni, <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/entertainment\/arts\/4731531.stm\" title=\"Gallery urges visitors to strip\">svona listas\u00fdningar<\/a> krefjast meiri hita svo a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk ofk\u00e6list ekki \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 er &#8220;saklaust af fatna\u00f0i&#8221; (vond \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ing \u00e1 glimrandi setningu sem \u00e9g las \u00ed g\u00e6r annar sta\u00f0ar&#8230;).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Svona fyrst a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 erum or\u00f0in gift og svona \u00fe\u00e1 g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 barn poppi \u00ed heiminn \u00e1 n\u00e6stu \u00e1rum. Vi\u00f0 \u00e6tlum \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 taka r\u00e1\u00f0um \u00feessa manns og ekki eignast 77 b\u00f6rn eins og hann. Vesturl\u00f6ndin eru a\u00f0 missa sig \u00ed paranoju, sem kemur verr \u00fat \u00e1 endanum fyrir alla en sj\u00e1lfir atbur\u00f0irnir sem [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","author-joi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1275"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1275"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1275\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}