{"id":12,"date":"2001-08-25T22:00:41","date_gmt":"2001-08-25T22:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=12"},"modified":"2012-02-05T13:23:38","modified_gmt":"2012-02-05T13:23:38","slug":"dwarf-rapes-nun-flees-in-ufo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=12","title":{"rendered":"Dwarf rapes nun, flees in UFO"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Var a\u00f0 kl\u00e1ra a\u00f0 lesa fyrstu kiljuna sem \u00e9g t\u00f3k \u00e1 Borgarb\u00f3kasafninu. H\u00fan h\u00e9t \u00feessu <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=Dwarf+rapes+nun%2C+flees+in+ufo&amp;hl=is\">skemmtilega nafni<\/a> h\u00e9r a\u00f0 ofan, og er eftir bla\u00f0amanninn margreynda Arnold Sawislak (gefin \u00fat 1985). \u00deetta er saga um sm\u00e1b\u00e6jarbla\u00f0 sem a\u00f0 er teki\u00f0 yfir af skuggalegum n\u00e1ungum og breytt \u00ed \u00f6rgustu gulu pressu. Skondin og skemmtileg lesning.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 lesa hana fyrir brottf\u00f6r \u00fear sem a\u00f0 kiljan er frekar illa farin me\u00f0 lausum s\u00ed\u00f0um \u00fat um allt. Gallinn vi\u00f0 kiljur er s\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r endast frekar illa, \u00fearna erum vi\u00f0 me\u00f0 16 \u00e1ra gamla kilju sem er or\u00f0in hei\u00f0gul og kj\u00f6lurinn a\u00f0 gefa sig. \u00c9g hef sm\u00e1 \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 kiljusafni\u00f0 mitt endi svona illa fari\u00f0, spurning me\u00f0 a\u00f0 finna hvort a\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 eitt rakastig e\u00f0a anna\u00f0 geti lengt l\u00edft\u00edmann.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Var a\u00f0 kl\u00e1ra a\u00f0 lesa fyrstu kiljuna sem \u00e9g t\u00f3k \u00e1 Borgarb\u00f3kasafninu. H\u00fan h\u00e9t \u00feessu skemmtilega nafni h\u00e9r a\u00f0 ofan, og er eftir bla\u00f0amanninn margreynda Arnold Sawislak (gefin \u00fat 1985). \u00deetta er saga um sm\u00e1b\u00e6jarbla\u00f0 sem a\u00f0 er teki\u00f0 yfir af skuggalegum n\u00e1ungum og breytt \u00ed \u00f6rgustu gulu pressu. Skondin og skemmtileg lesning. \u00c1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baekur","author-joi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1458,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions\/1458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}