{"id":1002,"date":"2004-05-11T12:51:07","date_gmt":"2004-05-11T12:51:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=1002"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=1002","title":{"rendered":"D\u00fdru innisk\u00f3rnir"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Einkaleyfi eru or\u00f0inn algj\u00f6r brandari \u00ed Amer\u00edku en \u00fea\u00f0 versta er a\u00f0 \u00feau gefa vitleysingum leyfi til a\u00f0 l\u00f6gs\u00e6kja f\u00f3lk sem er a\u00f0 gera flotta hluti. Eitt rugla\u00f0asta d\u00e6mi\u00f0 (veit \u00fe\u00f3 ekki hvort einhverjar l\u00f6gs\u00f3knir hafi fari\u00f0 \u00ed gang vegna \u00feessa) er <a href=\"http:\/\/patft.uspto.gov\/netacgi\/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&#038;Sect2=HITOFF&#038;p=1&#038;u=\/netahtml\/search-adv.htm&#038;r=6&#038;f=G&#038;l=50&#038;d=ptxt&#038;S1=5,443,036&#038;OS=5,443,036&#038;RS=5,443,036\" title=\"United States Patent 5,443,036 : Method of exercising a cat\">einkaleyfi n\u00famer 5.443.036<\/a> \u00ed Amer\u00edku sem er fyrir \u00e6fingaa\u00f0fer\u00f0 fyrir ketti sem felst \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta lj\u00f3sdepil hreyfast um og k\u00f6ttinn elta hann.<\/p>\n<p>Horf\u00f0i \u00ed morgun (n\u00fdt fr\u00eds fr\u00e1 vinnu og sk\u00f3la nokkra daga enn) \u00e1 lokamyndina \u00ed Matrixser\u00edunni, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0242653\/\">Revolutions<\/a>. \u00deetta er \u00f3skaplega brag\u00f0dauft og \u00f3\u00e1hugavert d\u00e6mi, fyrsta myndin var nokku\u00f0 \u00e1hugaver\u00f0 og me\u00f0 byltingarkenndum atri\u00f0um en sagan var ekkert a\u00f0 hr\u00edfa mig \u00fe\u00e1 og er langt fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 n\u00e1 m\u00e9r eftir a\u00f0 hafa s\u00e9\u00f0 allar \u00ferj\u00e1r n\u00fana.<\/p>\n<p>A\u00f0 mynd lokinni skipti \u00e9g yfir \u00e1 PoppT\u00edv\u00ed til a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hva\u00f0 v\u00e6ri \u00ed gangi \u00fear, s\u00e1 \u00fear \u00fe\u00e1 \u00ed fyrsta (og vonandi eina) sinn myndbandi\u00f0 me\u00f0 stelpunum \u00ed Nylon, vo\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 andlaust og \u00fe\u00e6r virtust allar eins greyin. S\u00e1 mynd af \u00feeim a\u00f0 skrifa undir samning \u00ed Mogganum um daginn og vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0in \u00e1 fullor\u00f0num karlmanni litu \u00fe\u00e6r \u00fat eins og 12 \u00e1ra sm\u00e1stelpur. \u00dea\u00f0 er v\u00edst markh\u00f3purinn skilst m\u00e9r, vona a\u00f0 \u00feeim gangi vel \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feurfi a\u00f0 heyra a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e6r.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1 eftir Nylon fylgdi svo myndband me\u00f0 Britney Spears \u00fear sem h\u00fan var \u00ed ba\u00f0i, heyr\u00f0i talsvert r\u00e6tt um myndbandi\u00f0 \u00fear sem sumir vilja meina a\u00f0 h\u00fan s\u00e9 a\u00f0 fegra sj\u00e1lfsmor\u00f0. M\u00e9r fannst hins vegar merkilegra a\u00f0 h\u00fan telur n\u00e6rbuxur og n\u00e1ttkj\u00f3l n\u00e6gjanlegan fatna\u00f0 til fer\u00f0alaga?<\/p>\n<p>Annasamur dagur og festi me\u00f0al annars kaup \u00e1 l\u00edklega einu d\u00fdrasta innisk\u00f3pari sem vita\u00f0 er um. Innleggin kosta alveg tv\u00f6falt meira en sk\u00f3rnir sj\u00e1lfir, sem eru \u00fe\u00f3 ekki \u00f3d\u00fdrir.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Einkaleyfi eru or\u00f0inn algj\u00f6r brandari \u00ed Amer\u00edku en \u00fea\u00f0 versta er a\u00f0 \u00feau gefa vitleysingum leyfi til a\u00f0 l\u00f6gs\u00e6kja f\u00f3lk sem er a\u00f0 gera flotta hluti. Eitt rugla\u00f0asta d\u00e6mi\u00f0 (veit \u00fe\u00f3 ekki hvort einhverjar l\u00f6gs\u00f3knir hafi fari\u00f0 \u00ed gang vegna \u00feessa) er einkaleyfi n\u00famer 5.443.036 \u00ed Amer\u00edku sem er fyrir \u00e6fingaa\u00f0fer\u00f0 fyrir ketti sem felst [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","author-joi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1002"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}