{"id":495,"date":"2002-12-21T23:24:45","date_gmt":"2002-12-21T23:24:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=495"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/?p=495","title":{"rendered":"N\u00fa ver\u00f0a sag\u00f0ar fr\u00e9ttir"},"content":{"rendered":"

J\u00f3last\u00fass \u00ed dag, gjafakaup, matarinnkaup og sendifer\u00f0ir.<\/p>\n

\u00de\u00e1 er \u00e9g b\u00fainn a\u00f0 n\u00e1 a\u00f0 lesa p\u00ednul\u00edti\u00f0 um hva\u00f0 er a\u00f0 gerast \u00ed heiminum. N\u00fa hefjast fr\u00e9ttir, \u00feessi li\u00f0ur er v\u00edst s\u00e1 vins\u00e6lasti \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0unni hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r, svo segja tveir af \u00feremur lesendum! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Lazio er enn n\u00e6stefst \u00ed Serie A og enn hafa leikmenn ekki fengi\u00f0 laun s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00ed sumar. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00fe\u00f3 ekki a\u00f0al\u00e1hyggjuefni\u00f0 hj\u00e1 naglanum Diego Simeone. Hann hefur mestar \u00e1hyggjur yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 leikmenn Lazio hafi fagna\u00f0 m\u00f6rkunum \u00ed vetur me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 taka dansspor<\/a> \u00far Ketchup-laginu. Honum finnst \u00fea\u00f0 ekki n\u00f3gu karlmannlegt greyinu.<\/p>\n

Texas er eitt mesta l\u00fdti\u00f0 \u00ed mannr\u00e9ttindas\u00f6gu Bandar\u00edkjanna. N\u00fa til dags mega kennarar ekki einu sinni nefna kynm\u00f6k<\/a> s\u00ednum r\u00e9ttu n\u00f6fnum \u00ed kynfr\u00e6\u00f0slut\u00edmum. Miki\u00f0 er n\u00fa gott fyrir heiminn a\u00f0 sonur Texas s\u00e9 forseti Bandar\u00edkjanna. \u00dev\u00ed hafa fj\u00f6ldam\u00f6rg samt\u00f6k um allan heim kynnst, hj\u00e1lparsamt\u00f6k eru skikku\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a upp \u00e1 f\u00f3sturey\u00f0ingar e\u00f0a missa alla fj\u00e1rhagsa\u00f0sto\u00f0 ella. \u00dea\u00f0 eru ekki bara f\u00f3sturey\u00f0ingar, banna\u00f0 er a\u00f0 veita fr\u00e6\u00f0slu um getna\u00f0arvarnir, sk\u00edrl\u00edfi<\/a> er \u00fea\u00f0 sem a\u00f0 \u00feessir forpoku\u00f0u afturhaldsseggir vilja \u00ed s\u00ednu Texas-r\u00edki og andskotinn hafi \u00fea\u00f0, n\u00fa skal heimurinn l\u00edka gj\u00f6ra svo vel a\u00f0 lifa sk\u00edrl\u00edfi fyrir giftingu! \u00deessa menn \u00fearf a\u00f0 taka \u00far umfer\u00f0, ekki l\u00e1ta \u00fe\u00e1 vera voldugustu menn heims.<\/p>\n

\u00c1standi\u00f0 \u00ed Texas og hluta Bandar\u00edkjanna er n\u00e6stum jafn sl\u00e6mt og \u00ed Pakistan \u00fear sem a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur hefur veri\u00f0 d\u00e6mdur \u00ed l\u00edfst\u00ed\u00f0arfangelsi<\/a> fyrir a\u00f0 tr\u00faa \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 annar ma\u00f0ur hafi veri\u00f0 sp\u00e1ma\u00f0ur. \u00cdsl\u00f6msk l\u00f6g segja a\u00f0 M\u00fahamme\u00f0 hafi veri\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0asti sp\u00e1ma\u00f0urinn og dau\u00f0as\u00f6k liggur vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 halda \u00feykjast vera sp\u00e1ma\u00f0ur e\u00f0a fylgja honum.<\/p>\n

Ekki er \u00feetta betra \u00ed \u00cdran \u00fear sem a\u00f0 b\u00fai\u00f0 er a\u00f0 handtaka rakara<\/a> fyrir a\u00f0 klippa st\u00falkur eins og drengi svo \u00fe\u00e6r g\u00e6tu kl\u00e6tt sig sem str\u00e1ka \u00e1 almannaf\u00e6ri.<\/p>\n

Meira fr\u00e1 Texas, \u00fear er d\u00f3mskerfi\u00f0 \u00feannig a\u00f0 kvi\u00f0d\u00f3mur \u00e1kve\u00f0ur b\u00e6\u00f0i sekt og refsingu. Saks\u00f3knarar hafa n\u00fa fresta\u00f0 \u00f6llum m\u00e1lum<\/a> \u00fear sem a\u00f0 kvi\u00f0d\u00f3mendur g\u00e6tu veri\u00f0 of meyrir \u00ed kringum j\u00f3lah\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0ina. Best finnst saks\u00f3knurum a\u00f0 hafa r\u00e9ttarh\u00f6ld um mi\u00f0jan apr\u00edl \u00feegar a\u00f0 kvi\u00f0d\u00f3mendur eru pirra\u00f0ir vegna skattskila. \u00c6\u00f0islegt r\u00e9ttl\u00e6ti\u00f0 \u00fearna!<\/p>\n

N\u00fa eru komnar v\u00edsindalegar ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0ur fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 b\u00f6lvunin sem \u00e1tti a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 gr\u00f6f T\u00fatankamons hafi bara veri\u00f0 bull<\/a> fr\u00e1 breskum bla\u00f0am\u00f6nnum. Varla st\u00f3rfr\u00e9tt \u00fear \u00e1 fer\u00f0 en \u00fe\u00f3 nokkrar b\u00e6kur og kvikmyndir hafa \u00fe\u00f3 veri\u00f0 ger\u00f0ar \u00fear sem a\u00f0 einmitt er gengi\u00f0 \u00fat fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 b\u00f6lvunin hafi veri\u00f0 raunveruleg.<\/p>\n

Lifandi fuglar og ork\u00eddeur \u00ed t\u00f6skunni og spr\u00e6kir apar \u00ed buxunum, bara enn einn dagurinn \u00ed tollinum<\/a>.<\/p>\n

N\u00fa er \u00f6rstutt \u00ed fyrsta kl\u00f3na\u00f0a barni\u00f0. Kanad\u00edskir f\u00e9lagar \u00ed Raelians-tr\u00faarhreyfingunni<\/a> hafa gefi\u00f0 \u00fat tilkynningu \u00feess efnis a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e6tti a\u00f0 f\u00e6\u00f0ast \u00e1 j\u00f3ladag<\/a>. Fj\u00f6gur “systkyni” \u00feess munu svo f\u00e6\u00f0ast \u00e1 n\u00e6sta \u00e1ri.<\/p>\n

Bj\u00f3rdrykkjumenn \u00ed \u00de\u00fdskalandi eru n\u00fana l\u00edklega a\u00f0 hamstra bj\u00f3r \u00fear sem \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00edtur \u00fat fyrir bj\u00f3rskort<\/a> \u00fear snemma \u00e1 n\u00e6sta \u00e1ri. \u00dea\u00f0 er vegna hertra reglna um \u00f3endurn\u00fdttar umb\u00fa\u00f0ir en \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0verjar hafa ekki veri\u00f0 n\u00f3gu duglegir vi\u00f0 endurvinnsluna. Gott \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 segi \u00e9g bara, ef \u00fe\u00fa gefur sk\u00edt \u00ed umhverfi\u00f0 f\u00e6r\u00f0u sk\u00edt til baka!<\/p>\n

M\u00e9r hafa borist fregnir af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00edb\u00faar Stokkseyrar s\u00e9u allra manna duglegastir a\u00f0 skreyta fyrir j\u00f3lin og toppa v\u00edst marga Bandar\u00edkjamenn. \u00de\u00f3 hefur ekki bori\u00f0 \u00e1 j\u00f3lasveinar\u00e1num \u00fear, \u00ed Toronto er h\u00faseigandi n\u00fana a\u00f0 safna saman ni\u00f0ursu\u00f0uv\u00f6rum til a\u00f0 geta leyst j\u00f3lasveininn<\/a> sinn \u00far haldi manna sem vilja a\u00f0 ni\u00f0ursu\u00f0uv\u00f6runum s\u00e9 dreift til f\u00e1t\u00e6kra fyrir j\u00f3lin. Skreytingin er v\u00edst ekki s\u00fa sama \u00fear sem hreind\u00fdrin eru v\u00edst h\u00e1lf r\u00e1\u00f0laus \u00e1n j\u00f3lasveinsins. Ekki langar mig til a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 \u00feessa skreytingu, j\u00f3lasveinalausa e\u00f0ur ei!<\/p>\n

Belgar halda v\u00edst fastast um budduna<\/a> fyrir j\u00f3lainnkaupin. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 ekki endilega sl\u00e6mt m\u00e1l, j\u00f3lagjafir \u00e6ttu a\u00f0 vera sm\u00e1legar og pers\u00f3nulegar, ekki eitthva\u00f0 d\u00fdrt glys e\u00f0a n\u00fdr b\u00edll.<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er erfitt l\u00edf a\u00f0 vera \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttama\u00f0ur \u00e1 heimsm\u00e6likvar\u00f0a. R\u00famenar eru alltaf a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 n\u00e1 s\u00e9r \u00ed aukapening enda me\u00f0 f\u00e1t\u00e6kari l\u00f6ndum Evr\u00f3pu. \u00der\u00edr fimleikamenn hafa veri\u00f0 banna\u00f0ir \u00ed fimm \u00e1r fyrir a\u00f0 gera fimleika\u00e6fingar naktir<\/a> \u00ed lj\u00f3sbl\u00e1rri mynd. \u00deetta er allt komi\u00f0 \u00ed rugl \u00feegar a\u00f0 \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttamenn eiga a\u00f0 vera geldar ster\u00ed\u00f3t\u00fdpur sem ekkert mega gera. Skil einkal\u00edfs og opinberrar \u00fe\u00e1ttt\u00f6ku eru alltaf a\u00f0 minnka \u00ed hugum fasista \u00feessa heims.<\/p>\n

Talandi um \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttir, t\u00edmasetning skiptir \u00f6llu \u00fear og barnsf\u00e6\u00f0ingar eru engin undantekning. \u00c1 morgun fer fram einv\u00edgi Liverpool og Everton og til a\u00f0 missa ekki af \u00fev\u00ed l\u00e9t Richard Wright (markma\u00f0ur Everton) setja konu s\u00edna \u00ed gang<\/a> svo a\u00f0 anna\u00f0 barn \u00feeirra f\u00e6ddist \u00e1\u00f0ur en leikurinn f\u00e6ri fram.<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er ekkert slor afm\u00e6liskorti\u00f0<\/a> sem fors\u00e6tisr\u00e1\u00f0herra Indlands f\u00e6r \u00e1 j\u00f3ladag \u00feegar hann ver\u00f0ur 78 \u00e1ra. Korti\u00f0 er r\u00famlega h\u00e1lfur k\u00edl\u00f3meter \u00e1 lengd!<\/p>\n

Andst\u00e6\u00f0ingar Evr\u00f3pusambandsins gera au\u00f0vita\u00f0 sitt besta til \u00feess a\u00f0 rangt\u00falka \u00e1kvar\u00f0anir \u00feess. \u00dea\u00f0 n\u00fdjasta af \u00feessum vettvangi var or\u00f0r\u00f3mur sem f\u00f3r \u00ed gang \u00e1 \u00cdtal\u00edu um a\u00f0 b\u00fai\u00f0 v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 leggja fri\u00f0helgi sunnudaga af! \u00deetta var au\u00f0vita\u00f0 bara bull<\/a>, sam\u00feykktin hlj\u00f3ma\u00f0i upp \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 a\u00f0ildarl\u00f6ndin r\u00e9\u00f0u sj\u00e1lf hva\u00f0a vikudagar v\u00e6ru almennir fr\u00eddagar.<\/p>\n

L\u00fdkur \u00fe\u00e1 fr\u00e9ttunum, einn gullmoli \u00fe\u00f3 handa \u00feeim sem entust a\u00f0 lesa allt ofantali\u00f0. Aldrei skal gefa okkur Sigurr\u00f3s bl\u00f3m! Vi\u00f0 erum vonlaus \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed eins og sj\u00e1 m\u00e1 \u00e1 j\u00f3lar\u00f3sinni<\/a> okkar. Vi\u00f0 fr\u00e1bi\u00f0jum okkur allar gjafir sem a\u00f0 l\u00edf b\u00e6rist me\u00f0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

J\u00f3last\u00fass \u00ed dag, gjafakaup, matarinnkaup og sendifer\u00f0ir. \u00de\u00e1 er \u00e9g b\u00fainn a\u00f0 n\u00e1 a\u00f0 lesa p\u00ednul\u00edti\u00f0 um hva\u00f0 er a\u00f0 gerast \u00ed heiminum. N\u00fa hefjast fr\u00e9ttir, \u00feessi li\u00f0ur er v\u00edst s\u00e1 vins\u00e6lasti \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0unni hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r, svo segja tveir af \u00feremur lesendum! \ud83d\ude42 Lazio er enn n\u00e6stefst \u00ed Serie A og enn hafa leikmenn ekki […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","author-joi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/joi.betra.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}